I failed at finding an apartment, I'll have to live with my parents for at least another month, there's no mafia gathering, and the only girl you have feelings for is ignoring you.
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Where did this joke about the wife of the North come from? Did I miss something? Is this from a Skype chat?
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт