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Feeling unwell, suffering from joint and back pain? Having difficulty breathing? Do you want to live forever? Contact Sandro, the healer, who will remove curses and grant you a long life. Wingtail Tavern. Ask for Sandro.

Poetry Night on Sandro-TV! (from the same place, in the same way, even the original source is the same)
(Background — goblins are walking through AvLee. Suddenly, they notice a willow, and since it's a hot day, they sit by its trunk.)
First Goblin:
Look, brothers: a green willow
A golden chain upon that willow.
We are all a bit weary.
Sit around the roots in a circle.

Second:
It's as if someone is leading us in circles.
Nothing but thicket ahead!

Third:
What a forest! Now ents wander,
Now a sniper sits on the branches...

Fourth:
And on unknown paths
There are plenty of thorns and hedgehogs!
My well-groomed little feet
Are already bald in some places!

Bulletin board.
The mages of Bracad help, transform, and do whatever else you need. Our motto: "Two heads are better than one."
The Swamp Zoo of Zhizha breeds hydras. Our motto: "Two heads are better than one, and 3-5 are even better."
The Dungeon jellyfish provide eternal oblivion. Our motto: "Two heads are better than one, and we have so many you can't even count them!"

*scribbled in messy handwriting*
Why do you need a head when you can do perfectly well without one? Wingtail Tavern. Ask for Sandro.

Among the ruins of the Tower lies a black dragon, picking at its teeth with a golem's foot. The dragon burps contentedly: "Mmm... Wizards."

Evening of poetry on Sandro TV
A conversation with a necromancer.

- Living and dead, old and young,____- With such thoughts, only the grave
I am a genius of paradoxes._______________Is left for you to go to.
Through me, you will learn _______________Death suits you. - I want
Answers to questions._______________That you all get out of my way.

- Is there happiness on earth or not?____- I don't live, and death doesn't take me,
- I'll tell you, there is only torment._________I can exist.
Did you not like the answer?__________I'll tell you right away,
We cannot understand each other..._________I want to kill.

- And what is a simple world___________I cannot look at you,
Have you fully learned?_______________Envy gnaws at my bones.
- There is only one truth on earth________And I will invite you now
I know, there is war.________________To come to my little house as a guest.

- And is life good in your opinion?_______- But we don't want to die!
- I'll answer in advance,_________________- Ha! Pomp colors life?!
There is death. - Is there a soul in the world?___And I wanted to? I ask you to suffer!..
- It howls before the bier.______________... And no one asks you!
_______________________________ SandroXXL

Xeron boils Roland in boiling water. Suddenly, Vladimir Tishko enters with Verka Serdyuchka and says: "Are you still boiling? Then we're coming to you!"

New promotion from Craig Heck: “Are you still sane? Then we’re coming to you!”

A new promotion from Craig Heck: "Are you still thinking straight? Then we're coming to you!"

Competitors don't last long. The meeting place remains the same.

Worton asks his father, Kentain.
-Dad, do hedgehogs prick?
-No, son, they are not drug addicts.

Added 5 hours 54 minutes ago
Our world is being taken over by Gingerbread Men. Here are the Gingerbread Men we know about:
:smile16: - a Gingerbread Man priest.
:smile07: - a Gingerbread Man sees his own kind.
:smile30: - a Gingerbread Man makes contact.
:smile35: - Tomi the Gingerbread Man bangs his head against the wall.
:smile34: - Chris and Joseph say goodbye to their brother Tomi.
:smile52: - a rolling Gingerbread Man.
:smile51: - the devil among the Gingerbread Men.
:smile36: - an angel among the Gingerbread Men.
:smile25: - a Gingerbread Man from Japan, Ksyu-hu-chi.
:smile11: - he saw Ksyu-hu-chi.
:smile47: - a robot from Japan.
:smile14: - Chris and Joseph are riding.
:smile24: - and there are vampires among the Gingerbread Men.
:smile17: - a rider.
:smile28: - a Gingerbread Man ninja.
:smile33: - a Gingerbread Man tries to hack the Pentagon website.
:smile13: - a rider is training.
:smile41: - a Gingerbread Man prays to God.
:smile23: - soon there will be more Gingerbread Men.
:smile04: - a Gingerbread Man is a little sick.
:smile09: - Batman is also a Gingerbread Man.
:cool: - a Gingerbread Man from the FBI.

We need to save the world from the Gingerbread Men :) ))))

The supreme vampire sits on a blood-stained throne, holding a glass of blood in his hand. In the hall, a bloody spectacle unfolds: people fight vampires. The lord, ignoring it, sips his drink, saying: "Life is good when you drink at your leisure."

2General ZeT - regarding the "koloboks"... we had a similar joke in the chat, I remember.

2General ZeT - about the "koloboks"... we already had that joke in the chat, I remember.

I haven't seen that joke. I'm new to the forum myself. It's only been a month. )))

Sandro and Gem are sitting at a table, talking about artifacts, when Gem suddenly says: "What's that smell? What is that odor?" Sandro replies: "It's the Socks of the Dead!" SOCKS OF THE DEAD: YOUR SCENT, YOUR RULES.