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Posts from Sacred Haven of DebaucheryAuto-translated
I would simply ban mowing the grass so that it grows to a height of five meters and all sorts of vermin breed there – then no one would walk in it for sure.
When it all happened I was at my dad's place. It was a Sunday morning and I knew that after all the partying my dad wouldn't be up till the late noon. I was horny and wasn't right in the head - so I had a brilliant idea to watch porn on the big screen in the living room. Now, back when I was a kid I used to jerk off using plush toys. My favorite was this big plush turtle and he was my partner in crime that day. Long story short - my dad woke up early and saw me watching Playmate compilation with the plush turtle between my legs. He just silently walked off and I rushed to my room. Some time later he called me for breakfast and everything seemed normal. He'd never mentioned this incident, ever. I even started to think that maybe he'd been hangover that morning and hadn't actually remembered anything.
Years later (I was in my early 20s) me, my mom and dad went out together. My mom got nostalgic and started reminiscing about my childhood. And of course she had to mention that god forsaken turtle and how I loved it and always slept with it. " No wonder it got so ragged!" One look at my dad's grin - and I realized he clearly remembered everything from that day.
Well, the drunk neighbor locked himself in his apartment and is trying to set it on fire. Unfortunately, I don't know the details. But it's in another part of the building, so I'm unlikely to burn.
BUY AN APARTMENT IN OUR NEW BUILDING! AMAZING APARTMENTS! EAT, PRAY, LOVE IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT! BRING YOUR IRU TO YOUR APARTMENT! AND EVEN FOR THIS CONCRETE TRASH, YOU HAVE TO PAY A LOT OF MONEY! FOR THIS CRAP! DAMN IT! FOR THIS SHIT! FOR ALL OF THIS, DAMN IT! THINK ABOUT IT!
Lustful Warship
Added 6 hours and 46 minutes ago I just counted how many people are outside my window. Of those I could see, there are 20 (twenty, two dozen, as many as fingers on hands and feet).
No, it's better not to think at all, it's better to die in your sleep so that everything ends faster.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
He went outside, and someone dumped a bucket of chemical sludge on his head. Within 2 minutes, he was soaking wet, and he almost sank knee-deep into an asphalt ditch.
But at least, for the first time in over a year, he got a haircut, transforming from a typical anime protagonist into a typical "Vasya" from the entrance hall.
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