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Girls, take note (aphorisms)
No, I'm not against it, I just disagree!
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Compare her character and my bust! Mine is better!
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Are you here again? How inconsistent you are!
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Only occasionally do I deviate from my diet...
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What is this money? It's change!!!
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Men in a row - and they all miss...
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He's so quiet that I want to undress...
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If you loved me as much as you love beer!
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Just agree already: I'm not stubborn!
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I'm in my third marriage. My husband is in his last.
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I love without memory... without memory... who?
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He replaced the lenses in my glasses with pink ones...
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...I'm expensive, especially in clothes.
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It's easier for men, their mothers-in-law love them...
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No, he wasn't stuttering before the wedding...
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I'm not very happy being married, but I'm living...
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I'll remain faithful to you for a fee...
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No, you're not just stupid, you're elaborately stupid!
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Years go by, and I'm still over thirty...
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You can read in his eyes: seven grades...
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The obstacles to happiness are you and excess weight.
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How touching!.. Just not with your hands!..
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What a scoundrel: he blushes and doesn't lie!
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Today's pilaf is without meat. And without rice.
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I don't look bad, but not often.
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Everything is behind me: I'll have to turn around!
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Forget the past, we'll create a new one...
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I'm struck... Not dead, but on the floor.
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You're right, I'm smart, but this coat fits me perfectly...
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How shy he is... it's hard to resist...
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Truth is not that important to me!
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Both my mother and the Ministry of Health warned me...
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He remained silent - and I believed him...
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Yes, there are many women, but there are even more rivals...
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...he literally looks into my mouth. Like a dentist.
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In your arms, I lose not only my honor...
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He's beautiful as a god. But he was raised by a she-wolf!
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Well, if he were just an alcoholic, he'd also be bald...
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I found a baby in a head of cauliflower...
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He's silent meaningfully, but asks for something specific!
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And I feel: he's mine, no matter how unpleasant it is...
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In bed, he's like a god: he doesn't snore!
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He has a lot of childishness in him: he doesn't like semolina porridge...
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I believe that you too can ruin someone's life!
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...no matter what, no matter where, no matter with whom...
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Time heals, but the outcome is always fatal...
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I'm all sweaty, but I'm holding myself together...
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Now I don't kiss after the first date...
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The meaning of life looks different from the kitchen...
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Fate grinned, baring its teeth...
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I have nothing to hide, but I wanted to hide it so much...
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...well, I cheated... but only once!
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How many joyless days have I lived!..
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No, you didn't brush your teeth in vain yesterday...
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...I won't come back, because I didn't leave.
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Love is needed as much as money: daily.
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I don't know about self-control, but I'm strong in controlling you...
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Life is not only beautiful with a credit card...
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My sadness is bright: it has already faded...
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Love is gone, all that remains is the rest...
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My figure is becoming more and more unusual every year...
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I want to go from middle school to the middle class!
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He fell asleep without saying goodbye... I'm getting a divorce!
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There are few people like me: only me...
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There is everything in your eyes, except meaning.
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You didn't offend me all at once, but gradually.
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Not seeing you. Isn't that happiness?
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I miss you like I miss stagnation...
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Covering a decisive "yes" with a timid "no".
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So, be it: the snow is white and cold.
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He gave me a vacuum cleaner, he's probably going to get married...
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I don't build castles in the air, only eyes.
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He's my lover, even though he's my husband on paper.
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He's a bachelor, he has no other virtues.
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He knows how to love, but he's also a candidate for marriage.
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He smiled sincerely, cynically.
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I demand it now, but not immediately!
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I'm not waiting for a romance from you. Just a proposal.
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Try the soup, don't be afraid, there are medicines in it!
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It's time to make up, tomorrow is payday...
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Tomorrow I have a tantrum and shopping.
Added 1 minute ago
Of course, I didn't come up with the aphorisms myself :) I took them from one website:cool: