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I just can't take these "cool stories" seriously; some people clearly have a hobby of making up all sorts of nonsense about their non-existent adventures.

I think there's no need to clutter the mind with all sorts of things... Resources are limited, so let them contain relatively useful and/or pleasant information.

I don't know, maybe this will help somehow

Getting sick for real

If you don't care about your health and want to skip a couple of weeks due to a cold, this is for you)

* Let's start with the basics: to get sick, you need complete hypothermia of the body, a sharp temperature drop, or contact with a sick person. Don't forget things like warm milk with honey and hot tea with jam. After those, it's very good to sit in a draft or walk in the cold.
* Ice cold water: proven, and not just by me—one glass of ice water or even swallowing ice cubes won't do anything. And in general, instead of water, it's better to drink frozen Coke or Lipton Ice Tea. They freeze into a semi-thick mass and don't melt immediately; just keep a half-liter bottle in the freezer for an hour.
* A good method involving temperature drops. Get into a very hot bath, warm up as long as possible, constantly adding hot water. Then, suddenly gulp down as much ice-cold Coke as possible (water will do too) and immediately get out of the bath. Ideally, someone should give you the drink; if you get out of the bath and go for the water, the effect will be worse. No accomplice? Warm up in the bath, then go to the kitchen, pour cold water into a basin, throw the bottle of water in it, and wait another ten minutes; then, without leaving the bathroom, take the bottle from the basin and drink. After this, the fever usually lasts until evening; you can repeat it once more, which gives much higher chances of getting sick. PS After getting out of the bath, severe dizziness is possible, be careful in the bathroom)
* Go outside in the cold lightly dressed. Run, go skiing, skating, or to a hill for goodness' sake. Take cold water in a bottle. After you sweat a lot, gulp down the water. Before the walk, drink milk with honey or raspberry tea—you'll sweat faster. Alternatively, you can drink cold water after a PE lesson, dancing, or training. The main thing is to sweat
* A difficult but effective method. Ideally, this should be a weekend night without parents. Spread a bed on the floor near the balcony and play games or surf the net until late. The main thing is that you really want to sleep. Then open the balcony slightly and a window in another room or kitchen to create a draft, drink hot milk or raspberry tea, and sleep under a thin blanket. If you fall asleep quickly, you won't feel the cold immediately and will hypothermise your body. Required outside temperature—from -10 to +5. If it's too cold, you simply won't fall asleep; if it's warm, it's useless.
* Summer or spring (or any time when the temperature is +25 and above) is also a good time for sickness. How? Just wear tighter clothes and go for a walk. After you sweat a lot, do not under any circumstances take a cold shower (it won't work and might even strengthen the immune system), but run home and drink water from the freezer.
* Many believe that standing on a balcony or outside undressed will make you sick. This is not true. To actually get sick, you need to stand for a very long time, get very cold, and then not run to warm up. Many do this: they run out onto the balcony in the frost for about 10 minutes, and then quickly back into the room. After a while, they repeat it, hoping for better chances. This only strengthens the immune system, and later it will be much harder for you to get sick. If you really want to get sick—lie in an ice bath or stand on the balcony for a very long time. There may be complications, and besides, even this method doesn't give a 100% chance of being bedridden with a fever.
* Cold feet—a bad method. You can keep them in cold water for hours and nothing will happen. But with frozen feet, your immunity is weaker and you'll catch an infection more easily. So you can do this: freeze your feet severely and go ride the bus or go to a hospital. In both places, there are many people with colds and the flu, so there's a chance)
* Just find a friend with a cold or the flu. Spend more time with them, you can even drink from the same mug or kiss—it increases the chances
* I heard that you can get sick if you drink something hot while standing in the cold or with your feet in the snow) (PS don't pour hot liquid into a glass bottle, it might burst))
* How to get a sore throat. Methods: 1 Take a minty Rondo or Halls, suck on it and inhale cold air through the mouth many times. You can also spray a throat treatment spray in your mouth instead of Rondo or Halls. 2 Open the window (it must be cold outside) and drink very hot tea (best to mix honey into it). Then breathe only through your mouth for several minutes in the cold air. Also, after hot tea, you can immediately drink ice water.
* After a hot bath, stand under a cold shower or on the balcony (you can also drink cold milk). You need to get very cold, otherwise you'll just harden your body.
* After washing your hair, you can stand in the wind. But I don't recommend it: you might get sick, but you don't want meningitis and other unpleasant complications, do you? Better protect your head)
* No one is forcing you to try these exact methods. But you can come up with your own based on them; improvise and everything will be ok

Wheelchair Simulator

I don't pay much attention to the "lore" in these games to be honest.

Edit: I just kill enemies, I don't care where or what they came from.