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#723
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Krailoss has strange tastes. Although it was clear from the start.
In his visions, Krailoss did everything to the fairies he could only dream of, and even more.
As the visions began to fade, the legionnaire returned to the real world and felt something poking him.
Hey! What are you doing lying around here? - asked Krailoss, an old, toothless, hunched-over man, poking him with a stick. - Are you a drug addict? Get out of here! Or I'll call the guards!
The pleasant time spent with the fairies had a very positive effect on the legionnaire's spiritual well-being. In a normal situation, he would have cursed and chased the old man away, but now he was still partially in the clouds and did not want to cause anyone unnecessary inconvenience.
-Huh? What? Sorry, old man. I'm just tired, so I rested a bit. - the mercenary smiled friendly. - I'm leaving now.

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#724
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Krailoss has some strange tastes. Although it was clear from the start.
Unlike the Heroes of Might and Magic players with their high demands, he's a normal guy without any complexes.
-Huh? What? Sorry, old man. I'm just tired, so I took a little nap. -the mercenary said with a friendly smile. -Alright, I'm leaving now.
- Yeah, he's tired... get out of here!
Krailoss feels an unpleasant stickiness and wetness in his pants. Apparently, some hallucinations from the dream world have spilled over into reality.

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Damn, this Ment with his Italy. He's slowing everything down. He's probably stuffing his face with pizza right now.

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I'd be choking right now too.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#725
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/ To a mansion shrouded in mist? No way, I'm not that suicidal, and besides, the reward is uncertain. /
Leo, giving the mayor of Sery a hard look, took the money and followed the necromancer.
"I understand."
He headed to the administration to see what other tasks were left.
 

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#726
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"What a mess. I should remember to wash my pants. And maybe I should wash myself too."
Damn, this Mент with his Italy. He's slowing everything down. He's probably stuffing his face with pizza right now.

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I'd be stuffing my face too right now.
The last time I choked on pizza, I got a diaphragmatic spasm and almost died on the way home.

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#727
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While the entire potential party is collectively lost in their own thoughts, Tiolas went to "Spectrum" and bought a resurrection ring for himself.
А, вот почему.

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#728
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No, if your hero isn't working out, we'll manage. There won't be anyone to conquer!
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#729
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The last time I choked on pizza, I got a diaphragmatic spasm and almost died on the way home.
That's bad.

If anyone else wants to buy something, go ahead.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#730
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/For future reference, you don't have to wait for me in such cases. If there was an agreement, go with the others. If not, it's not a main quest, you can skip it./
/Sky, please write down what tasks are left there./
 

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#731
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Ment
/ For the future, you don't necessarily have to wait for me in such cases. If we had an agreement, take me with the rest. If not, it's not a main quest, you can skip it./
/ Sky, please write what other odd jobs are still available. /
6. Temporary guard needed for the "Honed Spears" tavern, physically strong and resilient person. Responsibilities: maintaining order in the establishment, removing aggressive individuals, preventing drunken brawls, etc. Lunch provided. 450 sen/day.

7. Temporary waitress needed for the "Ivory" hotel-restaurant, attractive young woman with a good memory, hardworking and polite. Responsibilities: taking orders from customers, assisting in the kitchen. Lunch provided. 950 sen/day.

8. Hunter's assistant needed, proficient with a crossbow or bow, or a mage skilled in targeted spells. One-time excursion, details at the "Yablochko" store. Payment negotiable.

9. Temporary sewer cleaner needed. Resilient person with a good immune system and a poor sense of smell. The work is dirty and hard! Apply at: Khaziev Street, house 3. 1050 sen/day.
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Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#734
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You can become a hunter's assistant. You'll climb trees and jump from them onto flying creatures.
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#735
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I was just thinking that my fairy could go clean the toilets. Her Endurance is below average, but adequate; her Immunity is so high that I don't even know how to count that high...
А, вот почему.

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#736
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You could have your fairy act as your maid and waitress.
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#737
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I don't think the visitors will like it. And neither will he.
А, вот почему.

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