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#5986
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Or the other way around?
So, if it doesn't harm, you won't join us?
Bedivere just had a mental breakdown. Or he made a Freudian slip. Of course, the opposite is true.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#5987
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So, I’m leaving.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#5988
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Try not to do that...
you try not to do that...

Be strong. Believe
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#5989
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-- Yes, Morpheus-related. Here, a comrade wants to participate in the experiment, -- the Dog stepped forward. -- Just tell us, Morpheus mentioned something about health, but could there be a lethal effect?
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#5991
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— Anything can happen. The better your health, the lower the risks.

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/ Can you see how deep the slime is?/
Well, about 5-10 centimeters.

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#5992
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basically, this is just garbage, right?
good thing I have magic boots on. I won't drown.

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#5993
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Imagine if an idol in stockings and garters went to clean the sewers...
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#5994
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-- Well, alright, life is risky anyway. Will the experiments take a long time? Can we be present during them?
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#5995
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Siverfale
Imagine if an idol in stockings and garters went to clean the sewers...
I don't want to imagine... Unless it's about my own sewer.
Alexeagle
-- Well, okay, life is risky anyway. Will the experiments take a long time? Can we be present during them?
— Don't you feel like participating in them yourself? That way, the risks are lower for one of the subjects.

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#5996
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-- And why didn't any of us ask what lives here? -- Tsukiko asked rhetorically. -- Well, at least this slime is probably not poisonous. Maybe it's flammable... -- she pokes it with her naginata.
If nothing happens, I suggest we move on. Or we can try to burn the slime: who knows, maybe it releases poisonous fumes.
 

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#5997
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— Don't you yourself feel the desire to participate in them? The risks are lower for one test subject.
What polite fellows Mrs. Knox has... They'll tell you everything and give you advice...
 

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#5998
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– Personally, I’m not planning on it, – Jack replied, – What about you, have you changed your mind?
The one-eyed man silently shook his head.
– Well, I’m not sure. I don’t really want to deal with any kind of magic.
– Well, as you can see, for now, only one person is willing to take the risk for money and scientific interest.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#5999
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Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother
Cast a spell, damn it, damn it, cast a spell, damn it,
Yo, dear mother, what do we, the guys, need?
A ton of cash and even more on top of that
We are against war, we are for dialogue,
But if you're a loser, sit still and don't open your mouth

So, our company consists of four friends
Jack, One-Eyed, Dog, and Joe-Ubl*dok
We're sitting, listening to a lute, some kind of crap,
Uncle's retro recordings

AC-DC and Cedric the Hole,
We Are The Champions, Radio Nisho
Crap, the mood is lower than the hold,
The guys are smoking, I'm flipping through scrolls
Suddenly, my gaze fell on an advertisement
The company "Arcana Nox" - tests and trials
Spells, incantations, potions, health,
In short, an extended profile

Suddenly, something clicked inside me, here it is,
With trembling fingers, I dial the magic phone.
A female voice: "Good day, Arcana Nox"
"Excuse me, dear, I'm calling about the experiments," "Be more specific?"
"More specific? - about the effects," "We can do that.
You make a deposit, and you are already a test subject for the magical firm Arcana Nox.
20 potions a day - a full set in a package: injuries, illnesses, and even death.
The payout depends on the severity of the injuries; you can even get a whole million."

I hang up the phone, as if nothing happened, Jack is smart, Jack is on the code
I figured something out, guys, here's the deal: lizardmen, Kirishima - a turbulent time
We need to help science and protect ourselves, just in case, and here you go - compensation
The team got excited, a debate began, by the way, it happened last Monday

Jerome and his accomplice broke into a house, and there was a rabid Staffordshire Terrier, a harsh ultimatum
They ran away like zebras at a gallop, the Staffie chased them, a real fast bastard
Thank God, the cops didn't catch them, but Tom now has a piece of his ass missing
It seems strange and awkward, but we could have gotten money for his health
Everyone fell silent, I looked at my friends, so what, let's sign up Dog
He works on the street, all sorts of things happen there, Dog doesn't care, he smiles for the care

Unanimously, I take the saved money, Dog in my arms, the application documents in a folder
We sign Dog up with the company "Arcana Nox," a serious move, damn it, a real pump

Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.

Cast a spell, oh, dear mother, we signed him up, we celebrated all weekend
Dog went to work, and I'm gathering the council. He's our friend, of course, we love Dog very much,
But we have no money, because we are living people. So, we decided to give Dog some unknown drink ourselves
Dog resisted, the bastard, here's the imprint. We held the victim down, and Joe poured it in.
The potion ignited, and Dog passed out

We received forty thousand for the report. I took twenty for myself, it turned out well.
Another five each - a profitable business, we greedily looked at the sacrificial body
A series of experiments began, and after half a year, Dog has no internal organs left
His intelligence is in the negative, three severe concussions, in short, Dog is a mess
We got rich, so what? - a stable profit, I bought myself a used steam car
We work like a real pump, we test Dog, we screw Arcana Nox.

Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#6000
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The stranger scrutinized Nysha, then replied, “There are many things I would risk, but my life is definitely not one of them.”
Nysha didn’t like the stranger’s gaze. Usually, men looked at her a little differently.
- Hmm, but you seem like someone capable of a lot. Am I wrong?
I don’t want to imagine… unless we’re talking about my own sewer.
Lol.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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