Reimian Empire

Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother
Cast a spell, damn it, damn it, cast a spell, damn it,
Yo, dear mother, what do we, the guys, need?
A ton of cash and even more on top of that
We are against war, we are for dialogue,
But if you're a loser, sit still and don't open your mouth

So, our company consists of four friends
Jack, One-Eyed, Dog, and Joe-Ubl*dok
We're sitting, listening to a lute, some kind of crap,
Uncle's retro recordings

AC-DC and Cedric the Hole,
We Are The Champions, Radio Nisho
Crap, the mood is lower than the hold,
The guys are smoking, I'm flipping through scrolls
Suddenly, my gaze fell on an advertisement
The company "Arcana Nox" - tests and trials
Spells, incantations, potions, health,
In short, an extended profile

Suddenly, something clicked inside me, here it is,
With trembling fingers, I dial the magic phone.
A female voice: "Good day, Arcana Nox"
"Excuse me, dear, I'm calling about the experiments," "Be more specific?"
"More specific? - about the effects," "We can do that.
You make a deposit, and you are already a test subject for the magical firm Arcana Nox.
20 potions a day - a full set in a package: injuries, illnesses, and even death.
The payout depends on the severity of the injuries; you can even get a whole million."

I hang up the phone, as if nothing happened, Jack is smart, Jack is on the code
I figured something out, guys, here's the deal: lizardmen, Kirishima - a turbulent time
We need to help science and protect ourselves, just in case, and here you go - compensation
The team got excited, a debate began, by the way, it happened last Monday

Jerome and his accomplice broke into a house, and there was a rabid Staffordshire Terrier, a harsh ultimatum
They ran away like zebras at a gallop, the Staffie chased them, a real fast bastard
Thank God, the cops didn't catch them, but Tom now has a piece of his ass missing
It seems strange and awkward, but we could have gotten money for his health
Everyone fell silent, I looked at my friends, so what, let's sign up Dog
He works on the street, all sorts of things happen there, Dog doesn't care, he smiles for the care

Unanimously, I take the saved money, Dog in my arms, the application documents in a folder
We sign Dog up with the company "Arcana Nox," a serious move, damn it, a real pump

Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.

Cast a spell, oh, dear mother, we signed him up, we celebrated all weekend
Dog went to work, and I'm gathering the council. He's our friend, of course, we love Dog very much,
But we have no money, because we are living people. So, we decided to give Dog some unknown drink ourselves
Dog resisted, the bastard, here's the imprint. We held the victim down, and Joe poured it in.
The potion ignited, and Dog passed out

We received forty thousand for the report. I took twenty for myself, it turned out well.
Another five each - a profitable business, we greedily looked at the sacrificial body
A series of experiments began, and after half a year, Dog has no internal organs left
His intelligence is in the negative, three severe concussions, in short, Dog is a mess
We got rich, so what? - a stable profit, I bought myself a used steam car
We work like a real pump, we test Dog, we screw Arcana Nox.

Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell,
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,
Cast a spell.