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-- Yes, Morpheus-related. Here, a comrade wants to participate in the experiment, -- the Dog stepped forward. -- Just tell us, Morpheus mentioned something about health, but could there be a lethal effect?
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza, e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
-- And why didn't any of us ask what lives here? -- Tsukiko asked rhetorically. -- Well, at least this slime is probably not poisonous. Maybe it's flammable... -- she pokes it with her naginata. If nothing happens, I suggest we move on. Or we can try to burn the slime: who knows, maybe it releases poisonous fumes.
– Personally, I’m not planning on it, – Jack replied, – What about you, have you changed your mind? The one-eyed man silently shook his head. – Well, I’m not sure. I don’t really want to deal with any kind of magic. – Well, as you can see, for now, only one person is willing to take the risk for money and scientific interest.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza, e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother Cast a spell, damn it, damn it, cast a spell, damn it, Yo, dear mother, what do we, the guys, need? A ton of cash and even more on top of that We are against war, we are for dialogue, But if you're a loser, sit still and don't open your mouth
So, our company consists of four friends Jack, One-Eyed, Dog, and Joe-Ubl*dok We're sitting, listening to a lute, some kind of crap, Uncle's retro recordings
AC-DC and Cedric the Hole, We Are The Champions, Radio Nisho Crap, the mood is lower than the hold, The guys are smoking, I'm flipping through scrolls Suddenly, my gaze fell on an advertisement The company "Arcana Nox" - tests and trials Spells, incantations, potions, health, In short, an extended profile
Suddenly, something clicked inside me, here it is, With trembling fingers, I dial the magic phone. A female voice: "Good day, Arcana Nox" "Excuse me, dear, I'm calling about the experiments," "Be more specific?" "More specific? - about the effects," "We can do that. You make a deposit, and you are already a test subject for the magical firm Arcana Nox. 20 potions a day - a full set in a package: injuries, illnesses, and even death. The payout depends on the severity of the injuries; you can even get a whole million."
I hang up the phone, as if nothing happened, Jack is smart, Jack is on the code I figured something out, guys, here's the deal: lizardmen, Kirishima - a turbulent time We need to help science and protect ourselves, just in case, and here you go - compensation The team got excited, a debate began, by the way, it happened last Monday
Jerome and his accomplice broke into a house, and there was a rabid Staffordshire Terrier, a harsh ultimatum They ran away like zebras at a gallop, the Staffie chased them, a real fast bastard Thank God, the cops didn't catch them, but Tom now has a piece of his ass missing It seems strange and awkward, but we could have gotten money for his health Everyone fell silent, I looked at my friends, so what, let's sign up Dog He works on the street, all sorts of things happen there, Dog doesn't care, he smiles for the care
Unanimously, I take the saved money, Dog in my arms, the application documents in a folder We sign Dog up with the company "Arcana Nox," a serious move, damn it, a real pump
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell, Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell, Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.
Cast a spell, oh, dear mother, we signed him up, we celebrated all weekend Dog went to work, and I'm gathering the council. He's our friend, of course, we love Dog very much, But we have no money, because we are living people. So, we decided to give Dog some unknown drink ourselves Dog resisted, the bastard, here's the imprint. We held the victim down, and Joe poured it in. The potion ignited, and Dog passed out
We received forty thousand for the report. I took twenty for myself, it turned out well. Another five each - a profitable business, we greedily looked at the sacrificial body A series of experiments began, and after half a year, Dog has no internal organs left His intelligence is in the negative, three severe concussions, in short, Dog is a mess We got rich, so what? - a stable profit, I bought myself a used steam car We work like a real pump, we test Dog, we screw Arcana Nox.
Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell, Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, Cast a spell, cast a spell, brother, cast a spell, Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, Cast a spell.
Граф Орлов
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