Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

It's okay, I'll move into my wife's family home and go through the naturalization process.

Excellent plan.

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Maybe they'll even make a movie about you.

I was at the Kremlin today. For every Russian face, there were 6 foreigners, 5 of whom were Chinese. They are probably exploring their future lands. Most of them looked intimidating, but I still noticed a few incredibly cute ones among them.

Oh, really? I was there on Saturday.
I saw Americans, Germans, Indians, and some others that I couldn't identify. There weren't many Chinese.

Revan, did you enjoy it? What impressed you the most?

What was particularly impressive?

I noticed several incredibly cute things.

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What was particularly impressive?

Beautiful Chinese women.

Not "who", but "what".

Or were they...? Oh, the horror, I've revealed it! :p

I guess it's convenient when you're engrossed in a 2D girl, rather than a real 3D one.

Sesame, introduce me to someone.

Hmm... I don't have that many close friends that I would introduce to someone. So, it would be easier for you to come yourself, take a look, and get acquainted. :)

But if you take your remark seriously, and not as a half-joke, then I will just remind you about the difference in mentality. So that it doesn't become an unpleasant surprise at the most inappropriate moment. I don't know if mercantilism is a common Chinese trait or just a local quirk, but I warn you that the first questions that Singaporean Chinese ask when meeting someone are "where and what do you work as?". And the next question for girls is usually about income. As far as I understand, such questions are not considered impolite among Chinese people, but rather the opposite – asking about the status of the person you are talking to is like asking their name.

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No. I know from reliable sources that the Japanese work selflessly in science, for example. Although many people work like that, yes, but the Japanese especially.

Japanese Japanese or Japanese from other countries?
On the one hand, I don't know anything about Japanese science, I haven't heard of any super-discoveries by Japanese scientists. On the other hand, they have excellent technology. On the third hand, there are enough slackers in any nation (if you remember Fukushima, for example). So, I don't quite understand how their selfless work of "25 hours a day" is more useful than the work of others for 6-8 hours a day.

For them, sleeping at work is considered good manners. If normal people spend 8 hours at work and work the entire time, then Japanese people spend 20 hours at work, half of which they spend sleeping, and the other half they spend shuffling three pieces of paper, because it's not appropriate to spend less than a week on each piece of paper.

Are they Japanese people living in Japan, or Japanese people living in other countries?

A Japanese person living and working in Hamburg.

Come on, what other questions about income are there – it's obvious that since I'm a white person, I must be successful. Actually, right now I'm earning in a few days what I used to earn in a month at my previous job, but I objectively understand that I still can't buy anything with that money. But the question is quite reasonable and, to be honest, even more important than knowing someone's name.

http://www.lovehate.ru/opinions/23635

Just look at it. It's described as 2D, but in reality, I wouldn't mind if it had 3D elements.

I've lost the ability to live a 2D life: (
The ultimate option is to stay at home and play games/watch anime/browse the internet, while still having money for both everyday expenses and hobbies/entertainment. But unfortunately, I wasn't born into a diamond-encrusted millionaire's family...

I wanted to troll Revan again, but I changed my mind.

Why is that?