Posts from MyDepressionList

He is sitting.

It’s May.

It's May.

It's May,
But an eternal cold,
Resides in my soul.
Spring has been cancelled.

The mood is great.

A sad psychotherapist sits in his office. A patient enters:
- Hello, doctor.
- Come in.
- Doctor, I feel like I'm a complete nobody.
- Yes, that's true.
- Lately, I've noticed that my life is completely meaningless.
- I completely agree with you.
- Perhaps I should end my life.
- I think that would be an absolutely correct decision.
The patient opens the window and jumps down.
The doctor, melancholically:
- Splat.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He's sitting in his office...

A psychiatrist is sitting in his office. Suddenly, the door opens, and a young man crawls in on all fours, dragging some ropes in his mouth. He crawls up to the desk.
-- Oh, who do we have here? -- the psychiatrist begins to coo. -- Is this a little snake? Crawl here, little snake, and we'll cure you.
-- U-u!! -- the "snake" shakes his head negatively.
-- Well, then, maybe it's a little worm? Come on, little worm, the good doctor will help you.
-- U-u!!
-- Ah... Well, then, are you a turtle? Crawl, turtle...
-- Ugh! Go to hell, doctor, I'm a system administrator, I'm setting up your network!!

Pants zipper