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A thread for funny content related to the TES series. Anything goes – from screenshots with glitches to epic stories like "a week and a half in the life of an NPC."
So, what's this all about... Enjoy, basically.
А, вот почему.

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The second, third, and fifth ones are great :) Especially the last one, with the inscription on the packaging: "Dragon shout: color catcher" – it's amusing :)
P.S. I think everyone has seen Skyrim-Schmyrim, so there's no need to post it. Nor the video of someone putting a pot on their head. Is that right?
 

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xxx: What level were you when you left Helgen in Skyrim?
yyy: I think level 1. What's up?
xxx: I was level 18)))
yyy: LOL, how?
xxx: I took 2 daggers and kept attacking my companion until I won)))
That's how it is))))


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"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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Since we're talking about Skyrim, let me tell you a story from the game. Following Amka's advice, I got the Amulet of Mara, and I successfully got married (I'm playing as an Argonian, and I married a human, which is already funny). I chose Aela the Huntress from the Companions as my life partner. I approach her to take on a quest to kill a beast, as usual. I took the quest and accidentally clicked on the same dialogue option a second time. And then she snapped at me, "I already gave you the quest!!!! (I think there were some swear words after that, which the localizers were too shy to voice)." And then, in an angelic voice, "Yes, darling?"
 

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Oh... I discovered Morrowind 9 years ago, and I can't believe it.
I really love this game, and... I also love strange jokes, I always came up with them in all the TES games.
Here Dagoth Ur is doing my character's hair, who was also created for fun (looks amazing)

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:D oh yes, here are a few more funny things from Oblivion
Savlian Matius is calling for everyone to be saved, but he himself is standing there with an arrow piercing him :D
For Pacman fans
and this... I guess I just had nothing else to do, the screenshots are old, and I've already completely forgotten about it.
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-Savliun Matius, why aren't you going to save others?
-I used to save everyone, but I got shot in the knee.
-But you got shot in the neck!
-Does it really matter!
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Maybe it's not that funny, but it's amusing:
I once entered Dunstar, and a dragon suddenly attacked! I thought half the residents were doomed, but then ordinary miners started beating the dragon! I was like, what the...? It turned out that I had the highest difficulty level enabled. That's how ordinary miners can take down a dragon.
Наш мир полон тайн и чудес.
Многие их ищут, многим они вовсе не нужны, а многие даже не замечают их, не понимают что они вокруг нас, каждый день, везде.
А эти чудеса порой, сокрыты в обычных, привычных предметах.
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Of course, it's not mine; copyright applies.
 

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