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#31
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Yes
ps IKA-IKA, YYYY
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#33
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How should one prepare for it?)

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Ah, yes, I see.
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#34
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Imaris, the Moon Wolf
How do you prepare for it?)

Ah, well, never mind.
I'll kill you, bury you, dig you up a week later, resurrect you, and then perform necrophilia on you, so you won't do it again...

P.S. People will understand.
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#35
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Why necrophilia, though? Ooh.
You can start with everything else, and may the power of Yka-yka be with you, my friend!
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And here's another creature – the Disgruntled Userodont. Disgruntled with life, it wanders through forests and fields, and as soon as it spots a flock of grazing and chirping Floodosaurs in a clearing, it immediately tries to punish them. And it punishes them in a very simple, though unexpected way: it sits on them with its massive… uh, figure. The flock is left in a wet mess, individual survivors scatter in different directions, and it becomes (though not for very long) less disgruntled and sheds crocodile tears.
Heh-heh-heh, Y-ka, y-ka...
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Here's a more realistic idea! Let's create a hybrid zoo? :)\
We'll have: dragon-lizards, bison-dragons, bison-lizards, bison-crabs, lizard-crabs, and even dragon-crabs :O, and so on...)))
We'll be incredibly popular with children, guaranteed ;) and I might even win a Nobel Prize)) although, I'll have to give one million to the Bison, I promised T_T
I hope you understand that I'll be the president of the company)) and the lizard and Bison will be vice-presidents (we'll decide who, or both))
P.S.: Who wants to join?)
P.P.S.: We treat our employees well).
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No, realistic options won't work – who would be surprised by a zubroyascheritsa these days? There are so many of them that you can't take a step without stepping on one. And they stopped awarding Nobel Prizes for them back in 1913. So, it's too early to start dividing millions.
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#39
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Forget about this topic. I can imagine things myself and picture others in my head. :P (without any… you know).

Be strong. Believe
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No, realistic options won't work – who would be surprised by a zubroyascheritsa these days? There are so many of them that you can't take a step without stepping on one. And they stopped awarding Nobel Prizes for them back in 1913. So, it's too early to start dividing millions.
I assure you, your information is fake xD
Our animals are unique! There are none like them anywhere, and there won't be! They will enrich us and also make a huge contribution to science.
Oh, forget about this topic. I'm an animal myself and can imagine other animals in my head :P (without any drugs).
That's right, it's better to help us create real crab-gebrids ;)

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We already have one such real example.
Look at Drakkosha! And it's clear that this is Vissi (or maybe me, but I just don't remember :O) and Amko's work ~_^
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Well, I doubt that Vis and Amka could have created something like this.

Be strong. Believe
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#42
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Neira Drake
I have a more realistic idea! Let's create a zoo of hybrids! :)\nWe'll have: dragon-lizards, bison-dragons, bison-lizards, bison-crabs, lizard-crabs, and even dragon-crabs.
Kristall and I came up with "Ghost Shrieks" and "Shriek Ghosts" a couple of years ago, with Botinok's support... Now those were some scary hybrids!
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#43
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There are minors everywhere, and you're planning to hook up with just anyone. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Werevolka
There are plenty of minors around, and you're planning to mate with anyone. You should be ashamed.
Well, if you don't understand, it was just in the spirit of minors – reproducing by budding.
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#45
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Fludozavr is awesome!
Fludozavr is me! :D
I'll kill you, bury you, dig you up in a week, resurrect you, and necrophilize you so you won't do it again...
A necrophile and also with a non-traditional orientation? A necropedosaur? :D

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