Animal Farm

No, realistic options won't work – who would be surprised by a zubroyascheritsa these days? There are so many of them that you can't take a step without stepping on one. And they stopped awarding Nobel Prizes for them back in 1913. So, it's too early to start dividing millions.

I assure you, your information is fake xD
Our animals are unique! There are none like them anywhere, and there won't be! They will enrich us and also make a huge contribution to science.

Oh, forget about this topic. I'm an animal myself and can imagine other animals in my head :P (without any drugs).

That's right, it's better to help us create real crab-gebrids ;)

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We already have one such real example.
Look at Drakkosha! And it's clear that this is Vissi (or maybe me, but I just don't remember :O) and Amko's work ~_^