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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#68852
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First, he ruined his own world with Rinze, and now he's ruining this one with his nickname.
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#68853
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А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#68854
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I decided to reminisce about the good old days and play Heroes of Might and Magic III. First, I started a game as Necropolis against Haven. As my main hero, I chose a Death Knight out of habit. The AI chose a Knight. "Great," I thought, "an easy win." I killed the Knight three times, leveled up my Death Knight to level 8, and then the situation changed. I attacked the Haven base, and a bunch of militia wiped out all my units. I lost due to a lack of gold.

The second time, I decided to play as Haven against Necropolis. I chose a Paladin. I don't remember who the AI chose. Anyway, I lost again. My lone Paladin ran around the map, shouting about faith and the people, and killed a couple of Ogres. I got bored and quit.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#68855
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And he went to play Diablo 2 with a Necromancer Barbarian.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#68858
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Yes, activate it already.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#68859
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Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#68860
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A pigeon tried to land on my shoulder. I was standing by the swamp, watching my ducks and rats (sometimes a muskrat appears there), and there are carp living in the swamp itself. A skinny pigeon was walking around near me. Suddenly, I heard it take off. I thought it was going to fly somewhere else, but then I felt it trying to land on my shoulder! I was so surprised that I said to it, "What are you doing...?" and didn't let it land. Then I realized that it was very hungry. I wish I had brought a piece of bread with me. :(
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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#68861
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You are a real monster.

Be strong. Believe
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#68862
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It was a bluebird. Get it, Hermit?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#68863
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I don't have a very good opinion of people who feed pigeons and stray dogs.
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#68864
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Sky
It was a pigeon. Get it, Hermit?
I don't get it.

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hana ni nare koi ni mae
I don't have a very good opinion of people who feed pigeons and stray dogs.
Actually, if I go there with a purpose, I go there to feed muskrats first, rats second, carp third, ducks fourth, and pigeons last.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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And a few years ago, there was a coot swimming there! And like ducks, it had chicks. I remember throwing a loaf of bread to it, and instead of eating it herself, she carried it to the reeds where her chicks were. The ducklings swim ahead of the ducks, almost faster than the ducks fly when someone throws food into the pond, but the coot carried it in her beak. By the way, I didn't initially know what this bird was called, and some guy or Misha told me it was a sandpiper. But I looked it up on the internet, and sandpipers look different! And by searching on Yandex for "a black bird with a red beak swims in the swamp," I found out what it's called. This bird, by the way, is quite common, but it usually settles very far from people, and it's difficult to see, so we can say we were lucky that it swam in our swamp every day.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!