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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#73283
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Little Dragon
She probably has a huge blister there.
look what fell into the river yesterday



now we can sleep soundly, the last mystery has been solved.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#73284
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It seems I've found the perfect solution to the topic of our recent conversations about elves, orcs, and other fantastical creatures.

А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#73285
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I recently saw photos of the Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai. The Ogres are in shock. How did they build something like that? It's theoretically impossible. Some pathetic twenty-story buildings looked like mere bugs compared to this marvel. It's definitely some kind of miracle. How does it stand? The wind should have blown it down a long time ago. Well, it's just insane.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#73286
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They were reinforced somehow.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#73287
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Little Dragon
It seems I've found the perfect solution for our recent discussions about elves, orcs, and other fantastical creatures.


You have a match with Anton, the distance is 500 meters



Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73289
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For those who are stuck in the friend zone.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73291
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Naiko
That's more like finding good friends.
Well, yeah, as if that's a bad thing. If I were crazy enough to get into a relationship, I'd be looking for someone who shares my sense of humor, has similar interests, and who I can just enjoy talking to and hanging out with. And on my side, the only possible option is to look for someone with a similar personality, because with my looks, the only man who has ever complimented me is my dad, and for him, I'll always be his favorite princess, which doesn't count.
А, вот почему.

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#73293
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This was a brief connection to Koshe from an evil parallel universe, who spends days on social media choosing a taller man.
А, вот почему.

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#73295
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Ugh, what low standards. 230+, not a millimeter less! And that’s just the… well, you know. In diameter. In the ice hole.
А, вот почему.

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#73296
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Drakkosha
because with my appearance, the only man who ever complimented me was my dad, for whom I will always be his favorite little princess, and that doesn't count.
If I were to register your profile on a dating app, I'm sure it would get more likes and messages than an elf's profile. And I'm not kidding.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73297
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Sky

You have a match with Anton, distance 500 meters
Ah, this is what I sent him as a joke. He got heavily downvoted, and I still don't understand why.

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.

I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better

Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается