Sacred Haven of Debauchery

That's more like finding good friends.

Well, yeah, as if that's a bad thing. If I were crazy enough to get into a relationship, I'd be looking for someone who shares my sense of humor, has similar interests, and who I can just enjoy talking to and hanging out with. And on my side, the only possible option is to look for someone with a similar personality, because with my looks, the only man who has ever complimented me is my dad, and for him, I'll always be his favorite princess, which doesn't count.