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Let's agree that I was being overly critical of the terminology.

I would organize a Mafia-style game or an experience event for Asian girls, and maybe even find an Asian girl myself, not just Nebka.

Sunny

I'm stating the facts.

Likes
Getting what he wants, success, women
Dislikes
Defeat and failure, being opposed

Just one motive
Reaches me from the ship;
One credit –
For twenty-two rubles.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice
What an ascetic is capable of!

The floor attendant
Threatened me the other day –
I enter the hotel
At midnight, carrying something.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice,
What a skeleton is capable of!

In canteen number two
There is always kefir;
And my head is full of thoughts,
And all of them are about the afterlife.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice,
What a skeleton is capable of!

I invited one to a cafe –
Alas, there is no romance;
I ate and ran away,
As if to the toilet.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice,
What an ascetic is capable of!

And all the beaches are full
Of the most charming widows,
But it's a shame to take off my pants –
Because I'm here from the cold.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice,
What an ascetic is capable of!

Oh, cursed Athos! –
I fell in love, like an aphid,
I'm taking my last funds –
All twenty-two rubles.

Charming, slender,
All the money for the fare,
Probably, she
Will spend it all today.

And I still have two weeks to live,
Work for eight years,
But I will prove in practice,
What a... skeleton is capable of!