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No, I'm just looking at pictures online.

They say that if you stare into the abyss for too long, the abyss will stare back at you. Does that mean that if you look at pictures on the internet for a long time, they will start looking at you too?

Wow, Aretz seems to have gotten sharper somehow; maybe he installed a sharpening stone at his place.

He spends a lot of time chatting with me.

If I had a million, I probably wouldn't even know what to do with it (although, actually, I do – I'd go to Altai), and I definitely wouldn't try to show off on some rundown forums. And I could also invite you over and treat you to Tula gingerbread.

He spends a lot of time chatting with me.

While you are away.

on rundown forums.

whoa, take it easy

and treat them with Tula gingerbread.

and then send them to a private clinic.

Yes, the chat is quiet, with only about one and a half people online. Mostly, it's Aretz.

If I had a million, I would deposit it in a bank and earn interest.

Yep.

And I'm showing off in Skyrim. I bought real estate in all the cities (Riften with Dunstar remained, and I didn't quite finish building the estate in Mortar), and in the end, only Huscarls live in all the properties, and in Mortar, there's also a bard, a carriage driver, and a horse. My main base is in Falkreath, and I travel around on Arvak.

Mortulus, how much do you weigh?

I don't know, Dag. Maybe 90 somewhere.

Someone was recently talking about 80...
You need to buy either a new roulette wheel or a new set of scales.

Yeah, I'm either losing or gaining weight.

You should start gaining weight, Lord, at your age.