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I remember there was this girl. I "loved" her, you know. So, I sent her nine Valentine's Day cards in different languages on Valentine's Day, and I even bought her a dog, intending to give it to her as a gift. But she got really upset about it. We used to sit together at the same desk (I tried! I succeeded, haha), and when she received the Valentine's Day cards, she moved away from me. And when I started giving her the dog (a porcelain one; I knew she collected them), she actually ran away from me around the classroom. But she did take it in the end. And after that, you know, I felt like crying just as much as she did. Then, in the evening, she sent me a text message saying that she already had a boyfriend (I suspect it was a blatant lie) and wrote "sorry." Well, I was completely devastated at that time.

and how is it even possible for one slacker to be so good at a class?

There were even four of us

And then, two years later, we started communicating normally. As if nothing had happened. Well, yeah, two years, lol).

Latin? oO
Did you already move to England back then? :D
And how is it even possible for one slacker to be in a class?

Well, I don't live in England, nor in Russia. That's why our class became E, and in middle school, it was B (the second math class, like A).

upd: Maybe we always had one real slacker in our class. It was the same person until 9th grade, and then people changed in that position.

But she's really cool. A poet, writes books, constantly made great and witty jokes, etc. x)

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Well, I don't live in England, nor in Russia. That's why our grade became E, and in middle school, B (the second math class, like A).

So, you weren't in Russia back then?
Tell me about your biography! x)

You scared her away. (
I also used to run away from boys when they gave me a lot of attention. When I think about it... (
One of Vasin's heroes

So, you weren't in Russia back then?
Tell me about your biography! :)

I have NEVER been to Russia :D

Everyone immediately understood why he was in England.

Ha, so no one really paid much attention to my little cutie. I had no competition. XD And there's something else I haven't told you yet. How I completely messed up!

We even sat at the same desk before this (I tried! I succeeded, ha)

So, the homeroom teacher once said that we should write the name of the person we want to sit with on a piece of paper and give it to her. Then she would solve a logical puzzle and seat us accordingly. (I was very surprised at the time and still don't understand why she did it, since she always seats friends together who constantly chat during lessons. And she didn't lie; she seated everyone as written in the notes). Well, I first wrote a list of all my friends and acquaintances, and at the end, I added Her. It took me a long time to work up the courage to take this step! The thing is, we hadn't talked before, and besides, as I already said, girls didn't like me, and she was no exception. Well, and of course, the homeroom teacher, overjoyed that I could be seated not with a friend with whom we would talk non-stop, but with a girl, did just that. And Kristina (I'll use her name, because I'm running out of synonyms) almost burst into tears at the time =( well, not almost, but she did cry, just a little. And I sat next to her and didn't know what to do at all. I wanted to bang my head against the wall x_x And as if that wasn't enough, I'm an idiot, I just go for it. A couple of months later, I did all this - I sent her Valentine's Day cards and so on. Although I clearly got the hint that she hated me (she said it when we were seated together, but not to me, but to her friends, turning away). Although we communicated quite well after that, normally. Or she decided that there was no escape and just got used to it. And I helped her with algebra, too. Well, and then it turned out like this.

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lol, Pryanya, who are you then, and why do you know Russian? XD Where were you back then?

Pryanick, aren't you from the Baltic states?

Everyone immediately understood why he's in England.

I go to school here, but I go home for the holidays.

Vasин

is that the guy who listened to Cannibal Corpse?

Pryanick, aren't you from the Baltic region?

Breaking news.

he's also from LATVIA, what's wrong with that?

Pryanick, aren't you from the Baltics?

That's right. From the sunny (or not so sunny) city of Riga.