Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

they’ll let you through, don’t worry. I just don’t have anything to pay with, I didn’t bring much cash.

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I think it would be a cool ability if, when you look someone in the eye, they are overcome with panic, they become paralyzed, unable to move or use their powers. While the person is paralyzed, you could stab them in the side with a knife.

and this is written by a girl))

did the Luscher test just for fun, haha.)
there's some truth to it.
it gives a funny result just by choosing colors in order.

You need to know the correct answer for the Luscher test (for example, when applying for a job). I once chose blue as my first color, but that was probably because I was extremely tired.

Experiences an unfulfilled need to connect with people who share his high standards.

Listen up! Why is Хоро opening her mouth?

Because she's cute and howls cutely at the cute moon. Cute! ^^

By the way, I saw a pretty girl in glasses today)

In glasses? Pretty? Absurd.

Bastards, they stole my money! There were 5.7 hryvnias, I spent 31 MB, they should have taken 3.1 hryvnia, but they ate it all, you scum, bastards, vile creatures, I hate them, I want revenge, there will be lots of blood and meat from these scumbags, they will pay me back for everything, fat eternally eating freaks who only need money. Filthy vermin.

I petted a cat.

And they are all still bastards.

And I also watched ten-year-old girls on the beach, but either their faces were crooked (well, at least you can look at them from behind), or they were too chubby, or too small, or too big, or already sluts (you just want to vomit shit when you see such).

And in the water park, a black guy greeted me, shook my hand, smiled while doing so, and then even said goodbye)

I need Amko.

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Wearing glasses? And cute? Absurd.

You're the absurd one. Glasses don't ruin everyone's appearance, and some people even look better with them.

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I was teasing a cat recently. I made some kind of sound for about a minute, and the cat just stared at me with big eyes, then came up and tried to bite me.

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I was walking down the hallway, waving my arms, and thinking about how well I was doing, not bumping into walls, cabinets, etc., when suddenly I hit one hand with the other, lol, right on the fingers!

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And yesterday, I took a knife and poked it into my stomach. I thought maybe I could build up resistance (like activating my abs), but no, it didn't work... it would still go through.

I was bored at night, so I came up with this.

The Tale of the Cucumber of Omnipotence and the Back of the Head of Desires.

Under the black sludge
Pinned down by a book
About the faces of sheep
Lay a Cucumber.

He was bored;
His brain was muddled.
But he didn't despair;
He dreamed of good things.

"When," he thought, "will come
That terrible, fierce, evil pilot
With an unimaginably lovely forehead,
But even more so, a back of the head,
That is thickly overgrown with tusks,
And in its folds, wildly accumulates soap.
He is wise and knowledgeable, kind, beautiful,
And he is not at all frightening,
As it seems at first glance
To inexperienced little ones and nannies,
To telegrams, mouths, stern uncles
And ponies with covered manes,
Who have been searching for their equals for a long time."

Once, on a cloudy morning,
When a moose was born from the depths
Of the shadow that guarded the threshold,
The Back of the Head arrived, ate a pie,
The second, the fourth, wiped his mouth.
To the Cucumber: "Where is the compote?"
He replies that it is in vain
He seeks such a wonderful compote,
That it would be better if he raised his gaze,
So that he would answer questions,
While his years are still good.
"Behold my fiery fist!"
The Back of the Head says proudly to him.
The geese sang a song loudly;
The carpenter sneezed loudly, having sharpened himself with a textbook
And the novices of the Willow in Swaddling Clothes
Began to kick and stomp their feet,
And shake their heads
They did not forget the fences of the Wind.

"Can I make a wish?"
The Cucumber politely asked.
As if in an ancient throne room
The Back of the Head proclaimed to him
An answer, not embarrassed by the honor
Of being the first among the unwashed backs.
"Make a wish, but without flattery
Tell me about the Carbine,
Whose response the rams are waiting for."
"Ah, is that so?!", exclaimed the vegetable, "Yes?!
With black and crimson paint
I had to paint my cat,
So that he would boldly pull down the curtains,
And, not fearing the rye's anger,
He would rush into the thick of lips and salt,
Count the lost shares
Of those straws that the livestock gave me,
Which sweetly protected
Me from the attack
Of shaggy and plaguey gates!
Understand, I am not just a Cucumber!
I have lost a hundred of my
Bumps! Yes, and here,
I see that that crown
Will adorn the Ice of Trust, and you
Have the audacity to shave a carrot,
Sleep on the beach, eat straw,
A saggy mattress, that's who you are!
I am the Cucumber of Omnipotence! Do not dare
To talk to me about mundane things!
You want dust? I will watch!
I will not allow you to cut off the towel!"

Then the Back of the Head said to him,
That mushrooms are already growing in the bathroom,
Then the soup in the castle will cool down,
There will be no more poverty,
That the Cucumber was greatly deceived,
That his vile sense of smell failed him,
That the compass that led him here
Was abundantly covered with sauce.

The Cucumber and the Back of the Head said goodbye
Disappointed. And a three-legged
Slihvyu is enough to make a deserted
Lamp-shaped octopus.

yesterday I took a knife and poked it in my stomach.

I would poke you too...

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Wolf, have you raped anyone yet?

notice, you're the one starting)

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and besides, I don't want anyone poking me. I like poking myself.

what are you starting?
you probably misunderstood my words

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and in general, I don't want to be poked at. I like poking myself

you like poking yourself?

No, I just enjoy clicking.

you're such an idiot
Tieru, they won't let me) I really need to force it

and in general, with this crap, it seems to me that my story will end with me dying in prison for pedophilia.

amen.

Oh, you are so mean and strange. I'm leaving you to go back to reading manga and watching anime (but that will be tomorrow).

the very essence of evil

Tieru, they won't let you. You really have to force it.

I don't understand this phrase.