Wearing glasses? And cute? Absurd.
You're the absurd one. Glasses don't ruin everyone's appearance, and some people even look better with them.
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I was teasing a cat recently. I made some kind of sound for about a minute, and the cat just stared at me with big eyes, then came up and tried to bite me.
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I was walking down the hallway, waving my arms, and thinking about how well I was doing, not bumping into walls, cabinets, etc., when suddenly I hit one hand with the other, lol, right on the fingers!
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And yesterday, I took a knife and poked it into my stomach. I thought maybe I could build up resistance (like activating my abs), but no, it didn't work... it would still go through.