Break it.

...and then I burst in with a banhammer at the ready and Gaga in my arms, shove Gaga down your throat, stuff a phone in there, insert the banhammer into a certain orifice, carry you on it to the toilet, push you in, close the lid, flush, and write a report about your inappropriate behavior on the forums, resulting in you getting banned.
I'm thinking about how to cure Magnus of his phone and Gaga addiction...