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...but you are accused of plagiarizing Malevich's "Black Square."
You ate too much pizza...

...and then your boyfriend invited you on a date and decided to surprise you by taking you to a pizzeria and treating you to pizza (even more than one)

I'm sitting here, hungry...

and your boyfriend invited Kosh to a restaurant and is feeding him pizza.

I'm making a map.

.....watching football with my eyes closed.....

Arandoru: ... a plastic one, a bank card. And there's a corresponding article in the criminal code for that. And, of course, you'll be tried and imprisoned.
Nebo: when the TV is turned off

I'm ordering pizza for delivery...

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wait longer, because you were late twice)

waiting for the pizza...

hmm, everyone is so eager to thwart me)

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you wouldn't refuse a chance to defeat Ara, would you?

...but they don't deliver it, then they mix up the order, bring the wrong one, and eat half the pizza on the way.
I'm going on a date (I wonder with whom, since I don't have a boyfriend)...

...so, you go on a date with someone you don't know, and it turns out it's your friend who posted your picture on a dating site, met a guy there who's 35-40 years old, and now you have to talk to him about something and smile...
I'm herding sheep in a field...

It turns out the opposite – the sheep are herding you.

I'm involved in racketeering.

Verwolka: ...and then a bunch of wolves run out of the forest, they attack the sheep, the sheep attack you, and you run slower than everyone else...
Wesker: ...but nobody likes that, so you end up being exiled to extort money on Mars, and the Martians like that even less...
I'm eating crab sticks...

Oh, how they all ganged up on the poor shepherdess! ))))

2 Ves - for every bully, there's a strong guy with a cast-iron head.
2 Kosha - how many times can you keep eating poor Krabik and his sticks???

I went to the taiga for hunting...

Oh, how they all ganged up on the poor shepherdess! )))

Empty. (:

...what a pity that the wild beasts didn't know that it was them being hunted, and not the other way around...
I'm sitting here, tired...

...and here I have to answer all sorts of silly questions in every thread.

I walk in the zoo between the animal enclosures...

...and today at the zoo, it's open cage day with the predators.
I'm ice skating...