Vanga’s prophecies. Auto-translated

And vampires for everyone!

Ugh, those vile vampires. Drive them away with a broom and garlic.

Was this predicted by Vanga?

Was this predicted by Vanga?

YES!

Ugh, those vile bloodsuckers. Drive them away with a broom and garlic.

Yes, for the Empire!

You must have made a mistake. To avoid being condemned to euthanasia for dissent, one should say "For the Emperor!", "For the Golden Throne!", or, at worst, "For the Imperium!". That's the way it is!

Sorry, brother-inquisitor. My mission will soon be over! The undead await their demise! For the Emperor!

Vanga would be happy...

Nonsense. Vanga made predictions for individual people who came to her.

XEL, Everyone already knows that this is nonsense. :)
Your message isn't news. This is just a joke.

Excellent. Is it known whether, according to these predictions, "something terrible" reached Earth? Because there it's 2480, and then suddenly 3005. New topic question: what was this "something terrible"?

My opinion is insignificant. Everyone will die much sooner from carcinogens, cancer, AIDS... at least from that, and then half will be wiped out by a flood, others won't survive climate change... the ozone layer, black holes, meteorites, UFOs, mutations... is that not enough for you? Well, then we can also say that half of all women are infertile, as are many men... And in general, the Mayan calendar ends in December 2012. So choose for yourselves, what will cause everyone to perish: from diseases, from aliens, from mutants, from our food, from hunger, from cataclysms, or from stupidity... And besides, why are you all so fixated on this Vanga? There was also Nostradamus, Rasputin, and a bunch of other Russian seers.

Why do you all take everything so seriously? :).\
It's just a joke, there's no need to be so serious.\
Lelya, thanks for making me smile :)

Yeah, seriously – what difference does it make, we’re all going to die anyway! What if a meteorite hits you on the head? :\ What if the cheburek you bought at the train station was stale, and you die? Oh, sorry, in the case of the train station, the word “what if” is inappropriate… Okay, I can find a ton more examples, so just live and don’t worry, everything will be fine! :)

Death from a huge meteorite that kills everyone is probably the best possible way to die.

What if the cheburek you bought at the train station was stale, and you die? Oh, sorry, in the case of the train station, the word "what if" is inappropriate.

Damn, I ate a pirozhok at the train station today. Goodbye, friends.

And don't forget that the great and terrible god will eventually kill everyone, unleashing a flood, or flying monsters, or some other crap on the heads of the unfaithful and sinful bastards.