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For me, the most respected people on the forum are the Creator, Alexey_Punk, and Sneg. I can't give preference to any of them in this list. I respect each of them for their unique qualities. I respect the admin for never abusing his power and for being a brilliant administrator. I actually think he's the best admin in the world!! I respect Alexey for his excellent knowledge of history, for never engaging in conflict, for helping me a lot with "amphibians," and for being able to come up with anything on the fly: from a motto to the history of a race!! I respect Sneg for his amazing sense of humor!!! No one else has that!! I would like to adopt all these qualities.
Okay. I'll finally tell you why I have such a relationship with Ta_Kotoraya. But first, we need to go back in time and tell a little about myself))). So... I was born in the village of Kh...vo (this is not a swear word, but a code) in the Ъ-koy province, in the family of a tailor, Nikodim, and a laundress, Martha)). I must say that my appearance in the world was somewhat unusual: the birth took place in a shed, and my mother)) first saw that she would have a boy, and only then heard my cry. This somewhat confused her, and she wanted to strangle me, but I managed to hide in a place where I had been just before and didn't leave until my father, Nikodim Petrovich, beat my mother and strictly forbade her to touch me. So... I must say that our family was very poor, and besides me, there were nine more sisters (all of them were older than me). There was nothing to eat, and often it came to the point that my sisters deprived me (still a baby) of my mother's rightful breast!! I didn't even have wooden toys (it's good that I was born a boy). My favorite pastime was sitting on the windowsill during the rain. And one day, during one of these activities, I slipped and fell to the floor, hitting my head hard. Nothing was damaged, but since then I have been able to see things that don't exist: sometimes horns on my father's head, sometimes a TV instead of a window... My mother and sisters didn't love me (my mother - because I saw horns on my father, and my sisters - because of the TV (they didn't have any toys or a TV)) and often beat me. Only my father loved me. Sometimes he would drink half a liter, come to my closet, and say, "Come on, son, turn on the TV! Spartak is playing today!!"
When I went to school, I also played football with the guys. They constantly put me in goal, although I was a weak goalkeeper: I saw three or four (up to five) balls on the field and, while I was jumping for the non-existent ball, the opponents calmly kicked the real ball into the goal. For this, I often got it after the game. But I didn't get offended. When I came home and turned on the video player (by that time I already had a video player), all the grievances went away.
I didn't have much luck with girls either. Tell me, who would like a guy who has sinusitis and is constantly picking his nose??!! They called me "snotty." Despite this, once I decided to befriend a girl, approached her, and said, "Natasha, let's go collect scrap metal together?!" She replied to me like this: "Snotty, I understand that you are now going through puberty and you want to satisfy your libido, but I'm ovulating now!" Scratching my head, I asked again: "So, are you going or not?" This time she said nothing, but from a strong blow to a vulnerable spot, I realized that I would have to collect scrap metal myself.
Since then, I haven't tried to befriend girls. And I didn't need it: thanks to my unique ability, the best girls in the world were friends with me)).
This brief excursion into the past is over, and we are returning to the very recent past.
So... Ta_Kotoraya. She definitely has many virtues: she doesn't smoke, she doesn't drink, she is interested in sports, she believes in God... It seems that there are no shortcomings. But, if you dig deeper, you can see other features: she likes to flirt; she really likes to show off her positive qualities and achievements (her "wisdom" was the result of one of the tests (and if the result had been "stupidity," would she have announced it to everyone?); "...with which she,perhaps,agrees" and a time close to the results of American pilots - in another test, which she completed "easily," and something else...); she cares a lot about her reputation; (Our unforgettable showdown started because of this. And also... she has very few messages in which there is any criticism of someone or something. Most of the messages are of this kind: "Congratulations!", "Girls, you are great!", "...I will help in any way I can (how exactly?);). Even a complete scoundrel (like me) cannot put a "-" in the reputation for such a message.)))....
I don't know how it is for others, but for me, the last three qualities don't seem positive. Seeing, once again, what doesn't exist, I decided to try to change at least something that I didn't like (egoist; ) and wrote some not very good review on her post. She replied. She replied with some hooks for further... attacks, but (most importantly!!) without rudeness. I again found something to criticize - she again replied (without rudeness, but not without weaknesses). If she had rudely sent me away then (but not now;), I probably would have stopped bothering her (I hate rude and vulgar girls), but there was no rudeness (a huge "+" for that). In general, I continued to attack from time to time, and she defended herself. For me, this even turned into a game))). Over time, her answers became better and better, and finally, there were a few posts for which I could no longer find fault))). I already thought that the game was over!! I decided to throw a fishing rod one last time, and, returning after two weeks, I saw that... again there were posts of the kind "...he is not objective in his assessments. At least, not towards me," and "...I will help in any way I can." What is this??? A team cannot play without a coach??)) Let's continue the training???
Well, that's just nonsense.... Despite everything said above, I have no negative feelings towards Ta_Kotoraya.
