Dreams. Auto-translated

In my dreams about vampires, things happen a little differently.

Do they suck blood?

Yes.

Yes.

👍

What the *heck, lord. Every time I woke up, I wondered whether to get up or not, I chose not to, and things just kept getting worse. I bought a chocolate cake at the covered market, but they were all expired. I went to a friend's dacha, but it turned out to belong to someone else, and a bear, which was acting like a dog, mauled them, and then they were even arrested while I was standing nearby. I was wandering around the subway, and mosquitoes were biting people to death. We waited for a bus with imaginary classmates, wanting to play dice on the way, but in the end, I was crammed in, and I couldn't even move. I bought a train ticket, and the lanky, greasy-haired cashier said, "Nice try scamming me for money," even though I paid the correct amount, and I argued with him for 10 minutes, thinking maybe I even overpaid, and he was just messing with me. I went to the doctors, and they said I needed to have my gallbladder removed, but I didn't get it removed, even though they said it would take only half a minute, and the doctor would come after lunch. It's even hard to describe the rest.

Ah, it sounds more interesting than real life. And in general, if I have a bad dream, I wake up and don't immediately go back to sleep, but sit for a bit to break that unfortunate chain of dreams, and only then go back to bed.

I dreamt that we were playing Revan's expansion (wow, that was something), and we were in a party of mercenaries (no way). And so, the character Nebka, while wandering around the city, accidentally found a path made of scattered gold coins. He followed it and ended up in an abandoned square, at a fountain that spouted gold. Nebos took out his mobile phone (apparently, the setting was modern?) and called the leader of our squad, Ples, and said he was leaving the party. The other players "suspected" something was up and started trying to get to the fountain and argue over the gold. Then, since no one thought to clear the path of coins, Revan started bringing different NPCs there, like Lyda, who was like, "Oh my god, what's all this money doing here?", and things got very tense. Only I and Siv, whose character had died earlier and who was trolling the others in gray text, didn't participate in all of this, because my character was in another city at that moment, buying Christmas presents for my sister and parents. In the end, it all ended in a huge argument in deleted posts spanning dozens of pages, where Arets spammed the loudest with random symbols in all caps. And then Revan asked Kosh to delete the thread about the expansion, and I woke up.

WTF, WHAT A NOOB!

Nebos took out his phone (apparently, he had a modern connection?) and called the leader of our squad, who was Ples, and said he was leaving the party)))

irl would have done the same...

Then Revan asked Kosh to delete the thread about the expansion pack.

It's clear that this is a dream.

What a realistic dream.

What a realistic dream.

I dreamt that we were playing the Revan expansion.

No, it was just a dream after all...

:(

Now, even in the Reven expansion, you have to play in your sleep. There is no bottom...

Today in my dream, I was beating people up for no particular reason and threatening them with a knife. It’s definitely better than dreaming about student life, though.

You are slowly but surely becoming like me. I’m glad for you.

And in my case, a cop was running people over with a truck; it wasn't intentional, but it still wasn't great.