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Ah, if only Camistella knew... magic is so unpredictable...
– The last one – definitely not, – the lunar assured Cherry, – the most likely outcome is 100% success without side effects, no medical symptoms are expected, excessive hair growth or the growth of something extra is possible. For example, nails. However, the chance of this is quite low. Logically, everything should go quickly and without complications, but a warning about risks is a sign of good manners.
Perhaps this spell is particularly popular among men.
- Dear guests, here is your menu. At the sight of the waitress, Kami's jaw nearly dropped, but he managed to keep himself from turning his thoughts into words. - Today everything costs 5 rem.
Menu Shiris' Monstrous Mistake Noodles with minced rabbit and ketchup.
Teron's Might Beef steak.
Aconia's Joy Pies. The filling is determined at the start of the workday.
Fun Time A Tung dish made of assorted fish mince, milk, cucumbers, sugar, tomatoes, and a secret ingredient.
Friendship of Flavors Assorted mushrooms + mashed potatoes.
Workaholic's Happiness Boiled buckwheat with salad and harpy cutlets.
Tenderness Cream cake.
Pizza Number One Pizza with bacon and pineapple.
Ganbariki Sausages in dough with mustard.
"Sizki" Sour cream cake shaped like a female breast.
Underwater Surprise A live little octopus.
Vampire Romance Red wine.
Mohen's Ataraxia A glass of pure water.
Menu (continued) A -> Storm. C^, X, Z, K -> Stronghold of Fun (+) -> 👩 (-) -> ↩️
Documents Name: Zibaba Gender: M Date of birth: 958.01.10 Place of birth: Ravshan
Documents Name: Sisyandra Gender: F Date of birth: 981.03.03 Place of birth: Sugar
Documents Name: Zenus Gender: M Date of birth: 979.06.09 Place of birth: Sugar
Documents Name: Black Jack Gender: M Date of birth: 977.08.11 Place of birth: Sugar
Before leaving, the waitress whispered something into Kami's ear.
- Nonsense. - Sheila was clearly displeased with what she heard. - The country needs a strong hand right now, not philosophical discussions.
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- C-come on, Sheila... Our ruler is right... Not everyone is cut out for battles...
"Are they talking about me? Yeah... That training didn't leave the best impression of me..." thought Erika.8081km
- Feeling Erika's gaze on him, Illiman turned his shield in the opposite direction so that its front side wouldn't be visible to her. - Oh, good day.
Illiman's efforts were in vain, as Erika had already seen the shield. However, she didn't pay much attention to it... She was more interested in what Sir Kire would say.8081km
- Hello, hello, how are you?
- I'm doing okay, I guess. I've been practicing some combat skills. Now, I don't think I'm such a "weak hand" anymore...
Erika decided not to mention that her main "specialty" was magic, not weapons.
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
Ah, if only Camistella knew... magic is so unpredictable...
– The last one – definitely not, – assured the lunar mage, – the most likely outcome is 100% success without side effects, no medical symptoms are expected, excessive hair growth or the growth of something extra is possible. For example, nails. However, the chance of this is quite low. Logically, everything should go quickly and without complications, but a warning about risks is a sign of good manners.
Perhaps this spell is particularly popular among men.
-- The question isn't that. Who is more important – a bureaucrat or the only royal daughter, even if she's adopted? Sir Kir, where do you intend to go? It looks like the perfect moment for a wandering knight. That very epic hero with a magical sword from the chronicles, who appears in the darkest hour to save the king and the country, right? Author
- I'm doing okay, I think. I've learned a few combat skills. Now, I don't think I'm such a "weakling" anymore...
-- Even weak hands can have various uses.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza, e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
🎪🏹: Y-y-y-y-yes, Sisandra 2.0 is here! And can we have a threesome with her? 🐱🐲: No. There's no comparison between her and you. 🎪🏹: What about us? 🐱🐲: Whether it's "us" or not, I don't know, we'll see as things unfold. By the way, about that threesome of yours... 🎪🏹: Yes, what about it? 🐱🐲: I retconned it. You guys are decent people, and Guion still has a bunch of psychological traumas after the Dark Lunarians. So, I think it was a mass hallucination. ⛓️♿: Thank you, thank you, Kosh, at least I can get something normal from you for once! 🎪🏹: Bore. 🐱🐲: You're welcome, Guion, glad to help... Wait, what do you mean "at least I can get something normal from you for once"?! Looks like someone hasn't had any traumas in a while?! ⛓️♿: Oopsie. 🐱🐲: I'll send you back to slavery again! 🎪🏹: No. Don't. Touch. Guion. 🐱🐲: ...because you're the only one who can touch him? 🎪🏹: Yes! 🐱🐲: Don't forget - I can also come up with something interesting for you. 🎪🏹: You are... 🐱🐲: By the way, I wouldn't be so sure that there won't be a pregnancy after the growth spell. Maybe it's the growth of a new life! 🎪🏹: Or the growth of a certain organ! ⛓️♿: She's a woman. 🎪🏹: Exactly! Including a woman, that organ will grow! 🐱🐲: It's possible. An interesting fact from the field of anatomy: the penis is an overgrown clitoris. Because the default gender is female, and the male gender forms at some point in the fetus's development. Well, that's how it is with humans. ⛓️♿: Uh-huh, that's true. 🎪🏹: ...I think I've had enough new knowledge for today. 🐱🐲: Feel free to ask.
Inside, Asmidul was greeted by the familiar face of the commander of the royal guard. The room itself was distinguished by its high ceilings and spaciousness, but judging by the furnishings, it was not in constant use. If this were not the royal chambers, but the room of a solitary commoner, it would certainly have gathered dust. The modest interior did not detract from the grandeur of the ruler's residence, as it was filled with a variety of items, both of Asuhk origin and from foreign lands. Among them were both expensive-looking items, probably gifts from "colleagues," the monarchs of other states, and inexpensive-looking items that a young man could easily expect to see even in his own home. - Greetings. - As they drew closer, it became clear that Ikusa was above average height, and her movements and posture combined serenity with a strength that was not typical of her attractive appearance. - Ikusa Sizki, I am pleased to meet you. Although this made little sense from a logical point of view, since her name should have been known anyway, she still introduced herself and extended her hand to the guest - but not for a kiss, as one might have thought, but for a handshake. - Welcome to my chambers. - In another part of the room, the king himself was visible, sitting in an armchair near a coffee table. This time he was dressed more simply and without his headdress, which created a completely different image. - I suppose I should apologize for the fact that the meeting I promised made you wait so long.
Casting a polite glance around, as much as the situation allowed, so as not to neglect the hosts, but also to show due respect to the interior of their dwelling, the young man took a step forward.
- It's a pleasure to meet you too. - With a fleeting note of sadness, realizing that he was unlikely to be able to grow tall enough in the remaining years to match the height of the royal daughter, the young man responded to the latter's friendly gesture.
- Not feeling any particular aura of power that demanded unquestioning subservience, either from the king or from his commander, he felt noticeably relieved.
- There is no need to worry, Your Majesty. - He smiled slightly and bowed his head. - I won't lie, during my first visit, I was already dreaming of personally delivering the message from my mentor, Nitra, but I certainly understand your busyness; after all, not everyone has to rule an entire country, ha-ha... The main thing for me is that all the words eventually reach their recipients. To be honest, I was very surprised and grateful that you were able to find some time for me now, given the... difficult "circumstances" surrounding us.
Camistella nodded.
“Then let’s begin! After that, the person known as Cherry Mazzard gave consent for the application of the corresponding spell, blah-blah, the client is some person from the Guild of Wonders, blah-blah, Camistella Lane is the performer, and other formalities for the safety of all involved, blah-blah.”
After this strange monologue, Camistella used the “Growth” spell on Cherry Mazzard, making every effort to ensure that it only affected her hair.
After this strange monologue, Camistella used the "Growth" spell on Cheresh Mazzard, putting all her effort into making it work exclusively on her hair.
And most importantly, on "which hair" exactly...
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
- Umu, - he recalled his grandfather's interjection, uttered with a sound that evoked the image of an ogre's club descending upon the head of some random weakling. - The question is settled. I like it when problems are resolved instantly. The "Old Man" pondered the riddle for a while, which required a bit more IQ than he currently possessed, and when he figured it out, he clicked his tongue: - It's as if there's more than one monstrous mistake here. Well, what can you do? Sometimes you have to pay for them. So, I'll take "Shiris," - announcing his pick, he nudges Girru. - She couldn't have made such a big mistake, could she, brother? It's not typical for such beings.