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#303
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Meanwhile, Lexa and Mirnu were stopped by another guard. Apparently, something didn't please him about the pair, and he demanded that they identify themselves and state the reason for their visit.
-- Good day, -- Lexa replied as usual. -- I'm an entrepreneur, Lexa Kind. I used to own a printing workshop, -- he took out his "boy's" book. If the guard is interested, he can examine it.
-- Currently, I want to start a new business for the benefit of my homeland. And this is Mirnu, my bodyguard. She is a donor, but she couldn't stand the wild customs of her people and decided to look for opportunities for a normal life and honest work.
 

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#304
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Worn Leithian Sword
Very comfortable worn leather boots
Hey! You're the one who's worn out!
— Halt! — A well-armed man steps forward to meet Anusder, introducing himself as a city guard a moment later. — I must search you.
Just so you know, he has lockpicks hidden in his anus.

Anusder calmly allows the guard to search him.

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Another guard stopped Mirnu. Apparently, something didn't please him about the donor, and he demanded that the couple identify themselves and state the reason for their visit.
He liked everything about the donor. He just wants to touch her.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#305
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He joined the mercenaries.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#306
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The guard, as it turned out, couldn’t read, so he refused to examine Lex’s book. “I understand,” the guard replied after listening to the merchant’s explanation. “I apologize for the delay. You may go.”
Lockpicks are hidden in the anus, just in case.

Anusder calmly allows the guard to inspect him.
“So, what do we have here… A sword. A knife. Another knife… Another knife.” The guard looked suspiciously at Anusder. “Come with me.”

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#307
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— So, what do we have here... A sword. A knife. Another knife... And another knife. — The guard eyed Anusder suspiciously. — Come with me.
Lockpicks in his anus...

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— So, what do we have here... A sword. A knife. Another knife... And another knife. — The guard eyed Anusder suspiciously. — Come with me.
— What's the problem? Did I do something wrong?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#308
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the book """about the boy"""
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#309
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Just a couple of steps away from the mercenaries' guild building, Helmuth was intercepted by an unknown man who appeared to be a military figure.

"Hey there," he said. "My eyes don't deceive me; I see that you are one of us. What do you need from these amateurs?"
Lockpicks in the anus…
I took this into account!
“What’s the problem? Did I do something wrong?”
“The problem is your face. You heard the reason, now let’s go.”

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#310
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Nodding to the trio, Abigail didn't interrupt their card game and approached the bored donor, inquiring about available work.
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#311
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Nebok thinks he has outsmarted Revan, but Revan will simply implement a modern search procedure, which includes taking off pants and spreading the buttocks, and a specially trained person with a magic flashlight (lit by a priest of Ikigai, of course) will search for prohibited items.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#312
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I took that into account!
Excellent, if Anusdera is attacked, they will be in for an unpleasant surprise!
— The problem is with your face. You heard the reason, now let's go.
— Wait a moment, sir, what's wrong with my face? It's a perfectly normal menacing face; everyone looks like that back home.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#313
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Lex nodded, and they continued on.
After gathering information about the city, he turned to Mirna with his thoughts.
“Well, it seems we should find you a weapon first, so you feel more confident,” he winked. “Mainly, I came to the city because I hoped to meet an old aristocratic acquaintance (up to the GM, whether there are connections in the city, or for some reason there are no longer any). I intend to take up book printing seriously, more than before; I would like to become a monopolist, but I need support. Unfortunately, even getting into the upper city will be difficult without a pass. Perhaps the merchant guild can help.”
“I… I’m not very familiar with this, so you don’t need to consult me.”
“Just think out loud if you want.”
The pair heads to the market to look for a polax.
 

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#314
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-- Well, I guess we'll find you a weapon first, so you feel more confident, -- he winked.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#315
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Ple-Sen
After nodding to the trio, Abigail didn't interrupt their card game and approached a bored donor, inquiring about available work.
The receptionist began explaining the terms and specifics of working in the guild without hesitation, but also without enthusiasm, as if she had memorized this information and was repeating it without much thought for the words themselves.
“In order to take on the jobs we offer, you will need to officially join our guild and accept responsibility for all contracts that you subsequently undertake. We are a small organization, and the number of members in our guild is not large. As a result, we do not participate in wars or other large-scale battles or operations, and only take on minor and strictly legal tasks. We cooperate with the authorities and the church and never take on anything that could jeopardize the existence of our organization. If you have any questions, I am ready to answer them.”
— Hold on, sir, what’s wrong with my face? It’s just an ordinary menacing face; everyone looks like that back home.
Instead of answering, the guard called over one of his comrades.

— What’s going on here, Elmot?
— There's some suspicious guy here,” the guard nodded towards Anusder, “he’s trying to confuse me and refuses to follow instructions. Help me deal with him.

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#316
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- I came from far away, and I need to earn some money and find something to do. I don't know anything about this place except that the mercenary firm provides both, - Helmut glanced at the man who had approached him. - And where are you from? Do you have any other offers?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#317
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— What’s going on here, Elmot?
— There’s some suspicious character here,” the guard nodded towards Anusder, “he’s trying to confuse me and refuses to follow instructions. Help me deal with him.
— I’m not trying to confuse anyone, I’m just having a conversation. And I’m not refusing to follow instructions. I’m just genuinely puzzled by what’s happening.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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