Posts from Actaea

Before you decide to attack anyone, take a look at this picture...

Two chairs.

No, I'm basically turning into a typical USSR.

I wanted to demonstrate the superiority of our missiles using their nearest military base as an example.

Why pay for a vacation when you can dominate and move in for free?

And what don't you like? Everything is honest and fair. An equal exchange. Or do you want it to be only in your favor?

maximum like this.

I see how it is with you. You want a huge piece of the island for a scrap of land. If that's the case, then you get nothing.

Aside from a small piece ceded to me and the reduction of my island territory, I see no changes...

There are changes there, so accept them and calm down.

Demonstrate it clearly.

Look at the old map and the new one. Your west and south have increased.

If you want, I can give some of the island land to you) We'll split the eastern extension in half.

Either an exactly equal piece of mainland, or you are left without an island

that is a better way to divide the island. it's fairer

I repeat for the same number of times. If you do not give back as much mainland territory as you take from the island, then goodbye. Keep your lines, but don't touch our island.

last offer and we divide the island as I have drawn it

Explain to us why we should give you a larger piece of land for a smaller one?

Because empires always have more land.

Maybe your dick is bigger too?

I suggest blowing up the island

Well, and I didn't have time to seize your wretched island

While you have Olympic Competitive events, I have army fitness tests. And those who fail are shot.

The third option launches a socialist revolution and I move troops into the empire of Arandor.

No, I'm moving them in.

Hey people, don't be so quick to divide Arcondia in half. I want to move naked savages with sticks in there too!

When my athletes return - I'll shoot them.
I agree to a double penetration into Arandor.

I won't shoot anyone, they'll commit suicide on their own.

Of course I'll shoot them.

And I am already concentrating troops on the border of Arandor

take your little hands off

naked savages are already carrying out a revolution there

you want some peaceful atom?

we have peaceful atom too

my peaceful atom is more atomic than yours

No.

How about we measure?

let's divide Arcondia in half

whoever has the stronger army takes the bigger piece.

moving armies in

You can even move in first

let's introduce something to her

We'll introduce a couple of warheads to her.

I'll introduce peaceful atom straight into your arrogant capitals later

your peaceful atom will come in handy for me

If anyone survives

You think it'll explode on me?

Then it's better to be friends with me

something is being introduced into you, alas

I can snap off half of Ventorum

of my peaceful atom

they would have shot me for that in my place

my battle kittens will come and purr everyone to death from cuteness

you were divided long ago

my army is cooler

The island is mine

I'll take the Arandorian part of Friendship Island for myself

very many of my military bases

you and I divided Artz

will be shot on the spot

By the way, we are not gay.

everyone is sitting on a pile of nuclear bombs.

My two-meter soldiers will tear everyone apart.

I'll shoot them

Execute!

let's carry out the division of his sultanate

I want to annex something

capturing other planets

I'll shoot them all to hell

alliance against Kosha

stuffing their territory with my bases

a couple of my bases

let's finish dividing Artz

peaceful atom

Tsar-atom

my military bases