Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I thought we would finally see a woman president after 44 men held the office.

That's what bothers me the most. Has America ever had a red-haired president with freckles and green eyes? Let's look for that type of person for president next time. And finally, after 45 non-red-haired, non-green-eyed, non-freckled presidents, America will have exactly that! Let's show everyone the power of our tolerance!