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We fell asleep in a world full of uncertainty. In a world that stood on the brink of a global nuclear war and complete annihilation.
Today, we woke up in a better world. In a world where there is hope for a bright future. In a world that will be able to restore old values and sweep away all the vile transgender homosexual filth with a cleansing broom.
Donald Trump won the 58th US presidential election!
Heh, and I just found out from Google's chart that these two aren't the only candidates. I should read about the others.