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Registered: 10/30/2009

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#749 9/28/2016 9:57 PM UTC

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A cat with a napkin around its neck.

Nowhere does it say that the cat put the napkin on itself. Perhaps it chewed through the tablecloth. Maybe even the table. Or used scissors/an axe.