Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I was telling you how this amazing creature used to crawl into our bathroom in Crimea to sleep at night? And then it couldn't get out because it was slippery. Every morning, I would take it out of the bathroom, only to find it back in the same spot the next morning.

And Kosha wants to get more of these suicidal creatures. That's going to be a real headache.

I suddenly really wanted to get one... a Newfoundland! Maybe I'll get one someday, if I don't move from Russia to Polynesia or some other hot country – it would be too hot for him there.

Surprisingly, I also recently considered getting a dog with a long-term perspective in mind, and I also ended up choosing this breed.

I periodically have the desire to get a gecko, although I don't have a place for it yet. So, I just go outside and admire the "wild" ones.

Well, I don't know about geckos, but turtles are not much smarter than spiders. I suppose geckos are the same. Although, the idea does sound appealing, I won't deny that... But I still wouldn't get anything less intelligent than birds or mammals. Well, unless I try an octopus as an experiment; there's an opinion that they are smarter than they seem.)
And, if we're talking about it, you can also get fish. Because they are not pets, but decorations.