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In 2016, having a static IP address? Not using shady, cheap SIM cards?
No, biometric authentication is needed for each session.

Well, Lock, of course, all of this is flawed, but when you don't have an interest in it, why bother, even with minor details? :D And potential attackers will always find loopholes in any system. Which brings to mind the question of who these measures are actually aimed at.