Actaea

Your old mug was broken by your cat, it's time to buy a new one. The debate:
-- You need an armored, iron mug! -- the Minister of Defense.
-- Something patriotic, with a coat of arms! -- the Minister of Culture.
-- Isn't there anything better than your portrait on a mug? A good person should be remembered! And it's also time to cancel the elections and establish a dictatorship! -- Your cousin Joe.
-- I don't drink tea, -- you say. -- I'd rather have a glass mug, for beer.
-- Meow, -- says the cat, demanding cat food.