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Registered: 10/30/2009

Posts: 41,374

#101 12/24/2015 6:26 PM UTC

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I only go out to buy bread while listening to epic music, wielding a two-handed sword, and wearing armor. With helicopter support.

Well, if everyone around had guns, the armor would be useless.

And I don't leave the house at all. For my own safety.

Once they legalize carrying howitzers, it won't be safe to stay at home anymore.