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Oh, hey guys, on the topic of stories. I liked one, and I want to copy it here:
During the reign of Emperor Alexander III, a soldier named Oreshkin got drunk in the emperor's tavern. He started causing a disturbance. They tried to reason with him, pointing to the portrait of the emperor. To this, the soldier replied: "I spit on your emperor!" He was arrested, and a case was opened for insulting the emperor. After reviewing the case, Alexander realized that the story was not worth a penny and wrote on the file: "Close the case, release Oreshkin, and in the future, do not hang my portraits in taverns. Tell Oreshkin that I also spit on him."