SnowmanV2
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Firstly, I'm not making things up; that's just my opinion. Secondly, I've highlighted the discrepancy with Tabby Sesame in bold. Sesame assured me otherwise, providing a table. So... it seems you, Snegovik, can only play with such newspapers. Because you'll get bored on the very first day after reading ours...(((
P.S. I couldn't resist and corrected "сторожа" (guard) to "старожила" (old-timer) in the quote. No one has canceled literacy.