Quotes from famous people.

There are many famous quotes by notable people that have gone down in history, or are simply remembered. Here are some of the best ones I found:

Many men, falling in love with a dimple on a cheek, mistakenly marry the entire girl. © Stephen Leacock
The first person who threw an insult instead of a stone was the creator of civilization. © Sigmund Freud
Freedom of speech is never so precious as when you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer. © Marshall Lamzden
Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans. © John Lennon
Thoughts and women don't come together. © M. Zhvanetsky
When sober, fulfill all your drunken promises – this will teach you to hold your tongue. © Ernest Hemingway
An electronic brain will think for us just as an electric chair dies for us. © Stanisław Jerzy Lec
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. © Benjamin Franklin
Nothing spoils a goal as much as hitting it. © Attributed to N. Fomenko
There are only two infinite things: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. © Albert Einstein
The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. © Joseph Kosman
God gave man a brain and a penis, but, alas, when one of them is working, the other lacks blood supply. © Robin Williams, about Clinton and Lewinsky
I’ll be back. © Arnold Schwarzenegger