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There are many famous quotes by notable people that have gone down in history, or are simply remembered. Here are some of the best ones I found:

Many men, falling in love with a dimple on a cheek, mistakenly marry the entire girl. © Stephen Leacock
The first person who threw an insult instead of a stone was the creator of civilization. © Sigmund Freud
Freedom of speech is never so precious as when you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer. © Marshall Lamzden
Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans. © John Lennon
Thoughts and women don't come together. © M. Zhvanetsky
When sober, fulfill all your drunken promises – this will teach you to hold your tongue. © Ernest Hemingway
An electronic brain will think for us just as an electric chair dies for us. © Stanisław Jerzy Lec
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. © Benjamin Franklin
Nothing spoils a goal as much as hitting it. © Attributed to N. Fomenko
There are only two infinite things: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. © Albert Einstein
The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. © Joseph Kosman
God gave man a brain and a penis, but, alas, when one of them is working, the other lacks blood supply. © Robin Williams, about Clinton and Lewinsky
I’ll be back. © Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pardon, my friend, but for this there is a theme "Умніе Слова!!!"

Happiness is defeating the enemy, taking their wives and children captive, and riding a horse across their fields © Genghis Khan
Eternity smells of oil © Yegor Letov

Better to do and regret, than not to do and regret.
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I came, I saw, I conquered - Gaius Julius Caesar
Now I am the master - Darth Vader

Wow, that's impressive. But what do you really know about archaeology?

I apologize to Arandor. I overreacted. I just really love sports. Sorry... © Andrey

How long has he been using this signature, and Aretz still hasn't forgiven him.

Forgiveness can only be washed away with blood.
So, we chatted and resolved the misunderstanding on the very first day.

I can only imagine what you said to him that made "resolving" the issue mean leaving that apology in his signature until the forum closes.

"I will forgive you if you carry this apology in your signature until the closure of HeroesWorld."