Minerva
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Many know this phrase: a drop of nicotine kills a horse, and a hamster is torn to pieces. But few know the continuation of this gruesome story:
- A drop of cannabinoid makes the horse giggle, and the hamster is torn to pieces again (but this time from laughter).
- A drop of cocaine unlocks the horse's creative potential, and the hamster starts to feel incredibly cool.
- A drop of heroin boosts the horse's self-esteem, and the hamster feels even cooler.
- A drop of ketamine will give the horse four hours of healthy, peaceful sleep, and the hamster will be out of it for a couple of days.
- A drop of amphetamine will allow the horse to concentrate, and the hamster will become paranoid and agitated.
- A drop of tryptamine will give the horse some colorful hallucinations and a slight bad trip afterward, and the hamster will start growing horns, flowers, and other colorful stuff from its head. For about eight hours.
- A drop of mescaline will shift the horse's point of assembly, and the hamster will turn into a Shai-Hulud. A dwarf one.
- A drop of lysergic acid will open the path to the Matrix for the horse, and for the hamster, it will close the doors to the real world.
- A drop of cannabinoid makes the horse giggle, and the hamster is torn to pieces again (but this time from laughter).
- A drop of cocaine unlocks the horse's creative potential, and the hamster starts to feel incredibly cool.
- A drop of heroin boosts the horse's self-esteem, and the hamster feels even cooler.
- A drop of ketamine will give the horse four hours of healthy, peaceful sleep, and the hamster will be out of it for a couple of days.
- A drop of amphetamine will allow the horse to concentrate, and the hamster will become paranoid and agitated.
- A drop of tryptamine will give the horse some colorful hallucinations and a slight bad trip afterward, and the hamster will start growing horns, flowers, and other colorful stuff from its head. For about eight hours.
- A drop of mescaline will shift the horse's point of assembly, and the hamster will turn into a Shai-Hulud. A dwarf one.
- A drop of lysergic acid will open the path to the Matrix for the horse, and for the hamster, it will close the doors to the real world.
С того момента, когда человек начинает задумываться о смысле жизни, его уже можно считать больным. (З. Фрейд)
