Fun

On a bus. A Georgian man is sitting and says to a girl:
- Miss, you have a fly on your butt.
The girl remains silent, so he says again:
- Miss, you have a fly on your butt.
The girl loses her patience:
- Is it fucking?
- No, it's just sitting there!

A sexology professor:
- According to statistics, 18% of women constantly want sex, 23% adore oral sex, 38% regularly cheat on their husbands…
A student from the back row:
- To hell with the statistics, we need names, addresses, phone numbers!

Ginger the cat was rushing through the snowdrifts in total confusion, freezing his loveliness, and screaming: - Well where the fuck is it? Where, for fuck's sake, am I asking, is spring? What kind of fucked-up country is this, huh? Where are the girls, the snowdrops, the chirping of birds? Even the fucking sparrows' tweeting or the ragged crows' cawing—where?! It's all a load of bullshit!!!!
And people listened to the cat' same screams, smiled and thought: - Look at him yell. He smells spring coming. You can't fool cats!
Happy first day of spring to you!

Characters more terrifying and ugly than in DOOM 3 are only found in DOM 2...