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I had many dreams, but I remember one more or less clearly. I was at some kind of performance, more like a circus. True, with a twist: it was in an open space, and I have no idea who organized it; it featured some fictional characters. But I wasn't there mainly for them. I had another goal, and I specifically discussed it with the director (or was it a producer? I don't know what to call him) before it started. Basically, I wanted to see the performance of a girl I liked (who doesn't exist in real life). He said that she might not be able to perform; she was somewhere else right now, but if she made it, she would perform between some unknown performer #1 and unknown performer #2.
So, performer #1 performed, and the second one was getting ready, but then I saw a familiar blue cloak with a hood, and from under it, two familiar strands of blonde hair. I won't lie, I was happy. But when I managed to see her face, I realized that it was just her sister. They looked alike, but the sister was older and had a rougher appearance. She might appeal to some people, but she had a different eye shape than her sister, and she used a lot of mascara... That's what I remember. Even though I didn't see the girl I was looking for, I had a clear idea of what she looked like: fair-skinned, short, and so on. So, I was a little disappointed and wanted to talk to the director/producer, the performers, or the sister after the performance to ask what had happened (I assumed I was familiar with each of them). But when the performances ended (I wasn't really paying attention to them)... another show started! It was as if I was suddenly in front of a TV screen where all this was happening; they showed the credits, started another show, and I was back on the set. Well, I was beyond annoyed! It wasn't entirely unexpected, but I didn't think it would happen so quickly, and I wouldn't have time to talk to anyone.
Meanwhile, Rowan Atkinson (:) ) was preparing for the shoot. In my dream, he had a dark beard in addition to his dark hair (not a big one, but not just stubble). He was meticulously smoothing and combing all his hair. But then the director came up, looked at it skeptically, and messed it all up with his hands, so Atkinson looked like a mean, dirty pirate. Even his expression changed, and he looked angry, although maybe that was just because his hairstyle was ruined. Then they went to a board, like a school blackboard, and there were four physics equations written on it (actually, not equations, but some nonsense, probably pretending to be Maxwell's equations). And then, just a minute before the show started, Atkinson and the director realized that they had no idea what to do with these equations! They had barely seen them before! Their eyes widened in horror, and they looked at each other, and... the dream ended.
And the moral of the story is: study electrodynamics, kids. Even if you think you'll never need it. That's it.