Klov sits in front of his computer at 3 a.m.:
-Starting tomorrow, I'll begin a new life! I'll quit using the computer, read books, go to the gym, and lead an active, fulfilling life!"
The next day, Klov wakes up at 3 p.m. and spends the day as usual. In the evening, he remembers that he wanted to start a new life:
-Oh, damn! Another attempt to start a new life has failed! I guess I'm doomed.
Curtain.
I didn't even think about that.