Fun

A test to see how corrupt YOU are... or Riddles That Were Published in Murzilka 20 Years Ago! 1. To stroke it from the front, you need to lick it from the back. (A postage stamp) 2. Hair all around, sausage in the middle. (Corn) 3. Black on top, red inside, it feels great when you put it in. (Galoshes) 4. Hair on hair, body on body, and a dark deed begins. (Eyelids) 5. Sometimes cold, sometimes hot, sometimes hanging, sometimes standing. (A shower) 6. Back and forth, and it's pleasant for both of us. (A swing) 7. Why are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (A bed) 8. A hairy head goes into the cheek skillfully. (A toothbrush) 9. We are brave guys, we climb into the cracks! (A broom) 10. It lies on its back, it's useless to anyone. Lean it against the wall, and it will be useful. (A ladder) 11. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (A movie) 12. You remember it a little, and it becomes as hard as a potato. (A snowball) 13. I take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it becomes firm and hard like a turnip. (A snowball) 14. A red head climbs into a hole skillfully. (A woodpecker) 15. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has it. (A raisin) 16. If it weren't for grandma's fluffy things, grandpa's little things would be cold. (Mittens) 17. Not a radish, not a carrot - a red head. (A pioneer in a pilotka hat) 18. It comes from behind, goes in, and goes away. (Slippers) 19. It's so good for you and me when you lie on your back... (A hedgehog with an apple) 20. I take it with both hands, put it between my legs... (A bicycle) Well, did you all guess correctly? :)