Sacred Haven of Debauchery

The Arandor bus—horror, I wouldn't want to accidentally board such a thing.

A person who constantly responds emotionally, sprays saliva left and right, nitpicks others (especially me, in almost every post), accuses me of being butthurt?

Constantly, sprays, nitpicks, butthurt.
"Emotionally" is apparently, in your understanding, something between "not the way I do it :)" and "not in the same language as I do :)". As for everything else, you are "that thing"—a LIAR. So yes, it's funny. Your posts (apparently almost every one, since that's what you say) probably deserve nitpicking, have you thought about that? Like your previous one—blurted out some nonsense and was happy with it; why not respond? Especially since the answers are to the point.

There are no mods in 5 because it came out recently (compared to 3). And it's mostly loved by schoolkids, and among them there are hardly many modders.

2006, very recently. Do you even have arguments? Does a single mod from the third one deserve to live? Well, maybe WoG, the first version. HotA? They didn't deliver.
Mods are precisely made by schoolkid-noobs (mostly) who are unhappy with the balance because their PC is getting crushed.

If you're interested, I played 2 for more than two weeks. That's actually how I got introduced to Heroes.

Haha, lol and noob; did you even play the first one? :)))