Academy of Sciences of Heroesland

Unfortunately, a spaceship does not fall under the definition of a non-informative object and is subject to the special theory of relativity, which in turn prohibits bodies with non-zero rest mass from moving at the speed of light.

Vayshan, please state the special theory of relativity for me. What you are so zealously defending is only a consequence applicable to the objects that people usually deal with. And the special theory of relativity itself is about something else. And it is also a special case of the general theory of relativity, also formulated by Einstein, and containing quite interesting things.