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Baguettes are outlawed! As of January 4, 2011, all baguette imports from France to Russia have been completely halted. Currently, all baguettes have been removed from sale, and the production of underground baguettes is punishable by law. According to the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, a highly dangerous bacterium that destroys brain tissue and causes testicular cancer was found in French baguettes, posing a serious threat to the health of Russian citizens. Meanwhile, extremist organizations such as Black Bakers and Day of Judgment Bread have threatened new terrorist attacks. In particular, reports indicate attempts by terrorists to sabotage the operations of the main state bakery plant in Moscow, as well as its branch in Omsk. Currently, the factories are under increased protection by units of the militia, police, riot police, and army.
