Guess what.

Download it, don't be afraid, it won't bite.
Rename the .exe extension and run it; you'll be happy!

Let's start with the fact that this is a DOS file. At least, that's what Ida told me.

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By the way, Sunny, is that how you talk in your sleep?

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What a load of nonsense. I really thought there was a virus in it, so I could have some fun...